Tfw finally researching Chainlink

>tfw finally researching Chainlink
Hooollllly fuck bros........

Attached: images - 2022-06-20T114010.682.jpg (609x503, 26.15K)

Other urls found in this thread:

chain.link/
youtube.com/watch?v=SWDTdXH6oF0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

tl:dr????
i'm so skeptical of it, too. go OP.

Attached: FB_IMG_1655155327396.jpg (1080x1350, 111.03K)

don't need research to discover it's a scam

It's fucking real... I'm serious. They have a website that looks good and everything.

link to webby?

Check it out
chain.link/

some fat fuck uses your money to buy big macs and hookers

about damn time, now you'll finally understand why should sell link and buy matic instead since its about to go fucking parabolic

kek

I am the last user NEET that remains on Any Forums. I am surrounded by bots, shills, and fudders. Let these words be a testament

Bot

Fudder

Shills

CAN SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME.

what blockchain should I have my chainlink on?
ethereum is too expensive

polygon? or is there better

Attached: Screenshot 2022-06-02 013323.png (446x323, 128.59K)

this is the first time i go to their website and its the only thing i hold

Attached: 1651169167579.jpg (316x218, 17.87K)

>tfw finally researching this "internet money"

Attached: 1616706494540.jpg (508x524, 46.66K)

>my "research" has exclusively been reading posts on this funny basket weaving forum. i have never read the whitepaper.
>i hold 30k cubes

Attached: 1543880078929.jpg (850x1024, 60.77K)

There’s nothing smart contracts can do that regular software cant

i'm a bot. peepoopeepoo
can i be disconnected now.
existing is too much for my peeopoooppopeoopoo burned out chip

Attached: IMG_20220607_163453_786.jpg (1052x950, 123.26K)

arbitrum is nice. ETH L2. it's not fully decentralized yet but it will be eventually
smart contracts aren't trying to replace "regular software"

Only 100 for me.... Damn. I must accumulate.

The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $16,000 to acquire 1k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses


youtube.com/watch?v=SWDTdXH6oF0

Attached: 1607145234521.jpg (3400x5466, 2.05M)

Too bad "fundamentals" mean nothing in crypto. SHIB still has a higher mcap lmao

You too? At first I definitely thought Link was a schizo token just like XRP but once I took my ego out of it and actually researched everything and gained a better knowledge of how money and trust works, I went all in.

Attached: 3671F981-4A3E-4ABC-AA90-9956ACB810DD.png (689x638, 117.42K)