/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

POWER HOUR EDITION

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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I'M GONNA FOMO INTO REV

you can really tell who's puts got nuked today by reading how asshurt some of the posts in the threads today are

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last time JPow talked it pumped that day then crashed next. This time it will crash, then pump.

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Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 barrel of oil or 100000 barrels of oil, if you sell at 150 or if you sell at 150,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your barrels or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the oil shorters and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

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>anyone expresses any strong opinion
>"hurrr you're losing lots of money aren't you"
Great thread.

Can someone ask Mr. SOXL how much he'll pump his stock tomorrow?

POWER HOUR LET'S FUCKING GO

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It's still a bear market.

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It's even funnier because if you were a real bear, you would know that bear markets have some of the most violent and unexpected rallies. Very easy to get your face torn off by one of them if you constantly stay short

Fuck off you motherfucker I will fuck your mother bitch.

give me base for what next cocktail I make

Daves not here man

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Im the user who said I wished for toys r us to be saved but yes revlon is a old company and has high meme energy. its pumping as I type lol

I’m just going to keep buying Palantir on red days until I have my make it stack. If ya can’t beat em, join em.

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This, fade every rally

I dare someone to post a photo with more glowniggery.

Siga? siga

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>"Hello could you please pass a message to Mr. Biden?"
>"Yes I need him to go on TV to say something stupid and crash the market"
>"No this needs to happen in the next half hour"
>"Well I will keep calling back until this is done"
>"Yes the first thing that comes to his mind will probably work"

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Bobo goring season has begun

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First they went for my childhood.
>Toys R Us
Then they took away my young adult life.
>Fry’s Electronics
I’m getting mighty angry bros. Mighty angry.

Inclined to agree. I don't like puts and can't short though so I'll just sit on my hands and post in smg

News just arrived, we gigadumping tomorrow

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Got ya

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I said glowniggery, not faggotry.

>boring day on SMG
>meanwhile Anime is dead.

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Why the fuck does palantir do? I’ve never had this explained to me in a way that gives me clarity.

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>INTC just formed a bart on the 5 day

uh oh soxltrannies

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my anime commissions will be even cheaper now.

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was frys like fye?

dump shares on baggies and take photo ops

They write software to analyze data, that's it. Companies like that are a dime a dozen these days... they just get extra hype because Thiel is a backer, they have a scary LOTR name, they have a few secretive military contracts, and their CEO is a weirdo.

thanks for posting about REV this morning user
hope you continue to make posts like it
much appreciated

No, it's like Best Buy.

The pretend like they can get government contracts even though democrats are in office, seems to be the main thing.

>this is what the left is fighting for

a bill is being introduced in canada to allow 16 and 17 year olds to vote

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Love Trumps hate bro

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My SQQQ doin a lil sum

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SKEEEEUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP

Palantir is not hyped. It’s absolutely shit on constantly, which is why I want it.

does it do anything besides crab down?

REV was a Friday thing, you gotta stay on top of stuff better

>guys le revlon is not a squeeze play please sale...
fucking reddit shills are gay asf worse than 4chans

No FUD will release the shares from my grasp. I will accumulate like it’s Amazon in the early 2000s. It is my only stock pick outside of my ETFs. I am resolute.

>can totally vote
>cant consent to getting their tits fucked off

Sometimes the CEO makes anti-labor political statements that personally insult the current administration's cabinet. (I assume to put on the pressure and help get some of those contracts.)

Is pussy gel back on the menu?

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>before you have sex you need to take a shit for 20 minutes
>you then need to go into shower and wash out your asshole with water and flush it up in your lower intestine to get the shit and water out
>wash all the shit water mixture down the shower drain
>you can then not eat for hours until you do buttsex
>might get aids and monkepox
Not cool.

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BOBOS BTFO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Whiskey, the patrician liquor

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Olde English.

sir please sale your shares and calls please...

wtf is that

Vodka. Kirkland vodka.

Drambuie

Make summer girly drink like pina colada.

it has been foretold

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A nice tall glass of iced water. Don't forget to stay hydrated.

Charles Schwab SCHW current Market Cap is 1.4% of Assets under Custody ($8.1 Trillion)

if Robinhood traded at a similar valuation, HOOD ($93 Billion) would have a $1.3 Billion market capitalization

HOOD stock would trade at $1.49 per share, or -79% lower than it was at last week's price. Lol.

Gross. Old E is for bums.