>tfw fire starter is a fucking crocodile and not in the Chinese zodiac
I didn't want to believe it, fellow Zodiacbros. I mean the signs were obvious when we kept insisting a hedgehog was a mouse and a fox was a dog, and now we're left with a fucking misshapen Florida mon.
It's over. I hate to say it but we lost.
Zodiacbros.... Crocodiles are basically just massive snakes with limbs.... right...??
Take your meds, anti-zodiacfag, your family are concerned about your mental health.
If you weren't a retard you would be able to btfo zodiacfags as they appear instead of having to hide behind reposts.
Bumping soijack
Be gentle with OP Any Forums, for she suffers from zodiac derangement syndrome.
It's quite sad how these soibois have been mindbroken from being wrong for literally decades. It's not like you're not anonymous here so nobody cares if you're wrong. It's probably the same logic that antivaxxers, flatearthers and Trump supporters follow.
Bumping soidiac post
Bump
>thinking about meds
ngmi you confessed psychopath
Bumping soijack
How is an echidna a rat and a fox a dog?
Bumping molejack
Every single fire starter besides Cyndaquil, Fennekin and(so far) Fuecoco fits the Zodiac theme perfectly. Why is it so hard for you to accept that GF would take some artistic license and use reasonable stand-ins for three of them?
Gas all anti-zodiacrapists
>b-but you got BTFO!
Stop coping.
>b-but you're the one coping!
Stop coping.
>b-but she's a crocodile and those aren't on the Zodiac! You LOST!!!!!!
Stop coping.
>b-but no one even cares!
If no one cares, why do you constantly flood the board with threads about it?
>Z-Zodiacfag!
Yes.
>b-but you're just an autistic patternfag!
Stop coping.
>b-but my friend doesn't even believe in it! He looked like I was retarded when I told him about it!
You stop coping. Him stop coping.
>b-but Game Freak never even said anything about it!
Stop coping.
>b-but you shouldn't even care about this!
Stop coping.
>b-but it's not a fucking snake! It's got arms and legs and it's classified as a crocodile it can't become a different species! Th-Those countless other examples don't count!
Stop coping.
>b-but you're just copying that one anti-injectfag's copypasta!
If a retard correctly pinpoints why you're retarded, then that probably means you're even more retarded than the retard.
>b-but my favorite poketuberino said it's deboonked!
Stop coping.
>b-but *buzzword buzzword buzzword*
Stop coping.
>b-but you can't tell me to stop! You don't have sufficient evidence the theory's still valid!
Stop coping.
>a-arrest yourself!
Stop coping.
>Y-You will never be a woman!
Stop coping.
>D-Do you want to ban like 80% of the board?! They're all anti-zodiacchads!
Yes. they need to be reeducated and reconditioned into better members of people. Blatant willful contrarian ignorance will never be tolerated in a just society
>N-No that's not fair!
Stop coping.
>b-but-
No more excuses. Stop coping.
The croc is merely a child. Once he maturers we'll know for sure
tl;dr
Like how Cyndaquil evolved into a Rat?
tl;Dr stop coping and dilating
They look more rat like than echidna like
Typhlosion is a Badger, and here is what an Echidna looks like.
nobody gives a shit except you
You gave enough of a shit to reply.
GameFreak gave a shit too when designing Cyndaquil as an Echinda and unrelated to the Chinese Zodiac.