I KNEEL

I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISNT REAL

I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

I JOB
IM A SLOB
IM TOO SHORT
TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG
MY WIFES AN OLD HAG
I AM, A ZODIACFAG

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it was disproven with Feniken

>japanese name is hogator
>Spaniards called alligators snakes
OH NO NO NO

>Spaniards called alligators snakes

Zodiacfags were correct for 8 gens
Antizodiacfags were correct for just 1 gen

Cope faggots, we beat you faggots 8-1

no they don't you stupid CUNT

they were incorrect on gen 6

Zodiac faggotry was debunked by Gen 2

ARREST spergs

It was always a fun little fan theory, but idea that it was a purposeful design choice on Game Freak's part always seemed 100% retarded to me.

>implying we lost and the evo won’t be a snake
Don’t be retarded mang

It's the fire croc Pokemon, its not going to become a snake.

>Zodiacfags were correct for 8 gens
hedgehogs aren't mice and foxes aren't dogs. zodiacfags have been coping since their gay theory was created.

Imagine the seethe when it's not a snake

*alligator

seeth harder
Charmander is never a dragon even it looks like one it's western dragon, not chinese
Cyndaquil is a badger, even if it's a shrew it's still not rodent
Fennekin is not a fucking dog

Bit of interesting etymology, the word alligator actually comes from the Spanish “el lagarto,” which means “the lizard”

>The fire mouse Pokemon.
>Badger.

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you are the one being retarded you stupid CUNT

Anons, why give a flying fuck?

owls are not birds

>No u
pathetic larper

nah you are

Zodiacfags have been shitting up this board for the past 10 years lurk moar newfag