Describe your last shit using only Pokemon moves

Describe your last shit using only Pokemon moves

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Muddy Water :(

Mud bomb

Toxic

Rock Slide :(

Liquidation

Infestation

Swift, thank god.

Earthquake

>wide guard (I'm fat and need a special toilet seat each time I go to the bathroom)
>focus energy
>giga impact
>endure
>string shot
>recover

Rock Throw

Block

Rock Blast

Egg Bomb

Curse

Play Nice
followed by Genesis Supernova

Stuff Cheeks

Explosion

Rock Throw really

Struggle

ominous wind

Light of ruin