You will never have a set of fire starters based on the Chinese Zodiac. You have no rats, you have no dogs, you have no snakes. You are a homosexual man twisted by fan theory and speculation into a crude mockery of Fuecoco's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Gamefreak mocks you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your year of the rat image behind closed doors.
Anons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed anons to sniff out retards with incredible efficiency. Even fantheories that “pass” look uncanny and like fanfiction to an user. Your reaching is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user into your zodiac thread, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected fan theory.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, that gen 10 will reveal an Ox, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your Zodiac chart, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a dumbass is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably incorrect about the gen 9 fire starter.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
These are the people who insist Fennekin is a dog, there will always be a new cope and they'll never admit they're wrong
Eli Harris
>implying Fennekin isn't a dog
Dominic Perez
Why do schizos seethe so much over zodiac being confirmed by the new snake?
Jack White
People have been tought to fight each other over the pettiest things instead of looking at the big picture because that keeps goverments in place.
Brody Lopez
Meds.
Jayden Garcia
its not you stupid CUNT
Matthew Cruz
It's going to evolve into one. See Remoraid and Octillery.
Colton Morgan
its not a fucking dog you stupid CUNT
Jack Adams
no its not you stupid CUNT
Colton King
Ancient China and Japan saw no distinction between dogs and foxes, and viewed them as one and the same. Fennekin is evidently considered a dog by Gamefreak for the purpose of the zodiac theme.
Easton Carter
no they aren't you stupid CUNT
Isaac Russell
Take your meds, schizo
Leo Hill
There is no evidence for Fenniken being anything other than a fox outside of the theory. You have to believe that tuere is a zodiac to think that Fennekin must prove it. That means it objectively does not prove it.
Eli Kelly
>see this fringe case of radical evolution they haven't really done again since Gen 4
Aiden Brooks
NOTHING is going to stop Fuecoco from filling in as either the snake or ox of the pattern. Keep seething, you've got about eight more months to go.
Tyler Scott
>fire croc pokemon
Jace Gonzalez
How convenient that pokemon classifications are suddenly important to anti-zodiacfags after they repeatedly dismissed Cyndaquil's fire mouse pokemon classification.
Zachary Nguyen
How convenient that Pokemon classification are suddenly not important to zodiacfags after a fire starter is classified as a non-zodiac animal (just like Charmander, Charizard, Typhlosion, Blaziken, Monferno, Infernape, Fennekin line, Incineroar, and Cinderace).
Thomas Barnes
Copium.
Blake Diaz
There's no implying. It's not a dog. Stop living in a fantasy world
Hunter Parker
lmao you should've said >Take your meds CUNT
Anthony Lee
it's fire mouse classification is a bad translation.
but its a canon bad translation (like blue & green's names which pisses me off more). I doubt they intended for the zodiac bs in gen2 but I think they were later for sure.
