Imagine myself as a wrestler

>imagine myself as a wrestler
>”now introducing first the challenger weighing at 99 pounds-
ngmi

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>”now introducing the challenger, he hails from his mom’s basement, standing 5’7 tall-

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Kek

>5ft6
>165 pounds
>Beaner
I'm putting on the mask bros, it's the only way I'm gonna make it

>from new dehli
>weighing in at 90kg, he stands 5'4, he is the brown blob ANONYMOUS!
Not fair.

That finish doesn’t work with me, brother. Wrestlemania is two weeks away and ratings are low, you finna get unmasked user frfr ongod

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>stands
Rolls more like

...

don't worry friends, you can be good no matter your genetics or where are you from, improve what you can and stay based

eat shit

Just go to aew

Sounds pretty based brother. You can be Keith Lee's lackey.

Why don't you just imagine yourself bigger?
Its literally happening in you head dummy, do whatever you want lmao

>IN THE RED CORNER
>STANDING IN AT 200 POUNDS, AT 6'3
>BUT REALLY UGLY AS SHIT, A FACE ONLY HIS MOM CAN LOVE
>user
WHY AM I UGLY, BROS.

>lay down on bed
>cat jumps up and covers me for the 1-2-3
>too depressed to kick out

>weighing in at 438 pounds

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>make it a gimmick
>wear a mask
>be confident
you can do it dude
you put it over, that's nice of you

Vince is a genius

im 99 as well. hi five trannybro

thanks brother

I self-insert as Kevin Owens too.

Daniel Bryan is the same height, plus there's junior divisions in Japan if you're especially autistic.