WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BROS WE NEED TALKING POINTS FAST
Zodiacchad bunker thread
Jackson Jenkins
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Jason Reed
Wait for the Croc to become a Snake:-D
Jonathan Myers
Charmander is the snake
Nicholas Moore
It's truly over for us zodiac chads
Robert Rodriguez
The fire starter is a hippo. Hippo = horse.
Dylan Johnson
We have to accept the L on this one bros... Or we're just going to make us look dumb. Please I'm begging you set aside your autism for this one.
Ian Sullivan
get fucked Zodiacfags you have been wrong since gen 6
Thomas Brown
Yeah it's over unless the thing loses legs and becomes a snake.
Jaxson Hernandez
chads don't call themselves chads
Christian Diaz
Could be a snake or bull. Depends on the evo.
Samuel Rogers
Serves for retards right for thinking Cyndaquil, based on an egg laying marsupial, was supposed to represent a rat
Easton Davis
Zodiac isn't dead at all.
What's an apple? The forbidden fruit. What reptile is linked to it? A snake.
The croc is just the theme, the animal is the apple.
Jackson Diaz
UH UH UH
ITS THE
ITS THE OX YEAH ITS THE OX
CAUSE IT'S BIG
FUCK IT CAN'T BE OVER IVE BEEN DABBING ON OTHER ANONS FOR YEARS HOW WILL I LIVE AFTER THIS
Carson Sullivan
dude's a hognose snake it's even in the name
he's gonna be fire/ground burrowing snake
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Luis Collins
its a chili
Robert Collins
FINALLY YOUVE ALL BEEN PROVEN WRONG
ALL THE YEARS IVE SUFFERED THROUGH YOUR SMUG ATTITUDES
NOW ITS MY TURN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
Charles Jones
Where’s Scorbunny?
Brandon Butler
BIG RED BULL
Aaron Richardson
>fire starters become bipedal
>this one flat out loses legs after starting bipedal
yeah it's happening
Benjamin Barnes
since gen 2 actually
Gavin Russell
Its official if gen 9 fire evolves into a snake Any Forums will lose its collective shit
They still havnt recovered over how hard they got BTFO by Zodiac Chads in gen 8
Leo Myers
Chads call themselves whatever the fuck they want
Noah Hill
And if I get a female? Will you now say male gender Pokémon is canon?
Checkmate autists
Blake Hill
Two dragons
Lucas Scott
The new starter is listed explicitly as a Croc. The theory is dead. But then again zodiacfags are masters of moving the goalposts so they might try to hang on to it.
Henry Davis
The crocodile is the dragon. Charmander is the snake because snakes are lizards.
Camden Brown
Told you faggots
Bull confirmed
Ryder Jenkins
This
Zachary Anderson
A cow is a female bull
Jaxon Phillips
no they don't only virgins who wish they were chads do
Andrew Martin
SPANISH MYTH ABOUT THE CUELEBRE
>The Cuélebre is a giant winged serpent-dragon of Spanish Asturian and Cantabrian mythology.
>The cuélebre has the body of a serpent covered with scales so thick that it is impervious to swords, arrows or bullets. It is almost invincible except for the one weak point – its throat. It is this area on the body that humans aim for when fighting this mythical being.
>Two enormous bat wings emerge from its back (although some claim that they are actually dragon wings) and it is said that in its mouth are teeth as sharp as needles. The cuélebre has a foul and poisonous breath and it can spit fire and sulfur.
>They make a whistling noise as they fly which can be heard at great distances, often alerting prey such as cattle and humans to their presence, however for the most part they stay quite still.