You wake up tomorrow

>you wake up tomorrow
>Bitcoin is 17k

what do you do?

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jizz my pants

smile because I'm shorting

it looked like she was holding a cock in that glass

Come to Any Forums to laugh at the pain, even though I suspect most people here already moved on from cryptos like I did and are just pretending.

wtf?

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prob thinking of slowly buying alts, I only buy alts, fuck btc

Honestly wait for it to go lower.

Want my theory?

Btc price is up where it was because of shit like tether/similar, and we need to go back to ~that to then restart its "natural movement"

i wanna suck it

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Log into my bank account and buy exactly 1 bitcoin

Cryptos is a great way to make money nowadays

By shorting

>moved on from cryptos
Ether is going to hit triple digits, at highest price point it will stay in the low 1000's until 2025. You're an absolute moron if you're not doing weekly buys. Stake it for 6% APY if you can. While other coins are a gamble and BTC will likely have lower gains next cycle, ether will be a super low risk hold with astronomical potential for gains.

Alright, that's enough spoonfeeding.

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Start buying bitcoin

Looked like a giant dick for a sec

why are you posting men?

fourchan successfully broke my mind. i'm seeing a COCK

What the fuck is in that cu-o oh.

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Bobros will always win

it's called a shoulder, what's your problem?

Admire my profitable short

yeah, bro, my desire to neck myself is purely an ironic kind of thing because i didn't in fact lose 90% of my net worth, hehe

I clicked because it looked she had a massive dong in her glass.

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