I know the markets have got you down and it's the middle of the week. have a seat and tell me about your problems. I gotta be here all night. first one's on the house.
What'll it be Any Forums
Connor Foster
Jace Flores
Hey Bartender
I'll have one Capri Sun Pacific Cooler Flavor please make it a double, with shot of crown inside
Thanks
Grayson Parker
Mix me up one of those suicide margaritas. The one with a cyanide pill. I want to go out partying
Mason Barnes
you do protein shakes?
Oliver Watson
you're in luck. sometimes my kid hangs out in the back office and he left some in the fridge. coming right up. you have great taste btw
Adrian Hill
there's a little protein in this bloody mary mix. best i can do. cheers
Tyler Green
A Jin tonic, sir.
In other news it’s been rough lately. Life feels empty, the world insane
Did I lose money? No, I learned how not to. Did well this month so far as a couple of trades worked out but as I said, it’s not enough to escape and the walls come closer…
Ayden Morales
if it makes you feel better a lot of people are in the same boat. try to be patient and nice with others. a lot of people are feeling the heat. good luck fren
Charles Ross
I'll take a whiskey on the rocks, barkeep. Takes the edge off.
Kevin Roberts
im drinking tequila
Jaxon Jenkins
Noah Moore
I am so fucking baked and I could use some coffee. I think I lost about 10 years of my life evading scamwicks today. Wew lads.
Brayden Russell
One bottle of onions, barkeep!
Joseph Allen
I'll take your finest juice box my good man
James Moore
A bottle of spirit barman. This market has got me dry. I don't even know what to do no more.
Nolan Carter
I'll take a royal bermuda yacht club. HODLing from a very comfy position. Everything is peachy except inflation has finally hit the supermarkets where I live.
Andrew Johnson
Glass of milk pls
Nolan Evans
ill have a vodka cran, just started my new job will be getting paid soon, excited to slurrrrrrp the dip. can't complain.
Julian Watson
One glass of fresh loli piss please
Ryan Cook
good to hear about the new job. i hope you buy the bottom and make it next cycle
David Phillips
Hello Barkeep, I'd like a flute of Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 2008. I want to spend what little money I have left to spite my creditors.
Jacob Bennett
Yes but you have shake it your self.
Austin Reed
based. sometimes you have to forget money exists and live a little lavish while you're still here
Austin Powell
right uhhh, i'm gonna have one dark and stormy, one old fashioned, one pornstar martini, one espresso martini (garnished), 2 shots of sambuca, hibiki on 2 rocks, oban (neat), a pint of guinness and a pint of lager shandy boss
William Turner
lol
Landon Adams
can you get me a cold glass of whole milk? shot of syrup in it if possible, simple or maple will do.
the woman problem has been bothering me again, or at least, the lack of having one. How're you, Mr. bartender?
Xavier Clark
Gimme six doubles of straight everclear so I can get the courage up to do the needful, thanks. I'll tip good, won't need it anymore.