You cannot have children with your Pocket Monster

Acquire human wife. Get real job. Start family.

Release monster into wild. Throw rocks to make go away.

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didn't read, don't care
still going to be breeding my luxray

I refuse! Fucking this eevee is my chosen purpose.

>You cannot have children with your Pocket Monster
is that supposed to be a downside?

The Pokemon world is the domain of the demiurge Arceus. It’s a sin to bring life into it.

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Why would I need a wife and kids when I have the loving bond I share with my Pokémon?

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>You cannot have children with your Pocket Monster
Pocket Monster dont exists
Acquire human wife. Get real job. Start family.
Why

>fuck your tomboy wife with her equally tomboy lucario
Does anyone but you believe your lies?

You WILL marry your Gardevoir.
You WILL impregnate her.
You WILL disregard human w*men.
You WILL be happy.

I befriended my Gardevior and I met my gf because my gard fell in love with her Gallade. Now we have kids and pokemon all over the house.

I cant speak moonrunes

You're supposed to ask me if I'm winning.

>that one request in Legends where you encounter the children of a human and pokémon, who then leads you to the pages of a diary telling the story of their parents before leading you to their mother
Somebody didn't complete the side quests!

Wow, Game Freak looks like THAT?

>49662925
Zozzle thread?
Zozzle thread!
Zozzle thread…
you are small-time

>Luxray
discussing…

>Acquire human wife
Based.
>Get real job
Fuck off.

males can't get pregnant

Nice headcanon sweetie

simply use a ditto condom and anything is possible

Play the game seethie.

>just lying on the internet as usual
oh you
this is the quest you're lying about

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I did. That's never stated sweetie

the fact that you cant have children is based
no protection needed