Acquire human wife. Get real job. Start family.
Release monster into wild. Throw rocks to make go away.
Acquire human wife. Get real job. Start family.
Release monster into wild. Throw rocks to make go away.
didn't read, don't care
still going to be breeding my luxray
I refuse! Fucking this eevee is my chosen purpose.
>You cannot have children with your Pocket Monster
is that supposed to be a downside?
The Pokemon world is the domain of the demiurge Arceus. It’s a sin to bring life into it.
Why would I need a wife and kids when I have the loving bond I share with my Pokémon?
>You cannot have children with your Pocket Monster
Pocket Monster dont exists
Acquire human wife. Get real job. Start family.
Why
>fuck your tomboy wife with her equally tomboy lucario
Does anyone but you believe your lies?
You WILL marry your Gardevoir.
You WILL impregnate her.
You WILL disregard human w*men.
You WILL be happy.
I befriended my Gardevior and I met my gf because my gard fell in love with her Gallade. Now we have kids and pokemon all over the house.
I cant speak moonrunes
You're supposed to ask me if I'm winning.
>that one request in Legends where you encounter the children of a human and pokémon, who then leads you to the pages of a diary telling the story of their parents before leading you to their mother
Somebody didn't complete the side quests!
Wow, Game Freak looks like THAT?
>49662925
Zozzle thread?
Zozzle thread!
Zozzle thread…
you are small-time
>Luxray
discussing…
>Acquire human wife
Based.
>Get real job
Fuck off.
males can't get pregnant
Nice headcanon sweetie
simply use a ditto condom and anything is possible
Play the game seethie.
>just lying on the internet as usual
oh you
this is the quest you're lying about
I did. That's never stated sweetie
the fact that you cant have children is based
no protection needed