Streams Pokémon all day

>streams Pokémon all day
>fucks chunky wife
>plays with daughter
>hangs with other pokebros

Admit it, VP you’re jealous

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Let me guess, his wife is Asian?

What is there to be jealous of?

I'm only jealous of the choccy milk

White

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White women are psychopaths. I hope he enjoys having his life ruined when she decides to take away consent years later and everyone takes her side.

How is she chunky though, she seems normal to me

I’m jealous yes.

Making a living on your hobbies does sound nice on paper. Feels like I missed out on something. I don't know if I want that lifestyle though. It'd require constantly keeping up with all the latest shit to appease the platform, which I just don't have the time or energy for.

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Who?

of course, that sounds like a pretty good life to me
that being said I don't know who this guy is

I have no idea who this is or what they do, but good for them.

Take your meds.

>>streams Pokémon all day
I'm not jealous of this one. Streaming a game and playing a game aren't the same thing. I don't want my hobbies to be my job.
>>fucks chunky wife
I have a girlfriend so I'm not jealous of this either.
>>plays with daughter
I'm not ready for kids yet, so I'm not jealous of this one either.
>>hangs with other pokebros
This one I'm jealous of, I have zero irl friends who like Pokemon. It's a pretty lonely hobby to have.

>chunky wife
>Asian
Are you retarded?

>He thinks Asian women can't be fat
Retard

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hmmmmm he's definitely punching above his weight by my accounts, but the worst part is she seems genuinely happy, if this is actually adrive posting (because who else would) im sure this is what you wanted, incel seethe, here it is, I'll take the bullet guys and seethe for adrive this thread can now be closed

She's 100% going to cheat on him if she hasn't already. I'd be surprised if their kid was actually his.

>uses Youtube
>uses a platform that steals your personal data for "market research"
>uses a Nintendo Switch
>uses a console that steals your personal data for "market research"
>has a daughter which means she's not another human who will pollute the earth but he will never live out masturbating to Hisuian Typhlosion or his fetishes involving a Hisuian Typhlosion plush.

Tell me again, why I should be jealous of him?

He got married when he became a known streamer

>His wife is a clout chaser
Fucking yikes. She's 100% divorcing him and taking all his shit.

New reaction image? “You are challenged” as a caption?

Asian girls with chubby bodies are cute as fuck. They don't get nearly as huge and disgusting as white trash, hispanics and negroes

yeah I wouldn't be, even if he was the richest man in the world it wouldnt be worth having a fat head, and thats skull, you cant slim that down

>They don't get nearly as huge and disgusting as white trash, hispanics and negroes
You're a retarded weeb who's never actually been to an Asian country.

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>if this is actually adrive posting (because who else would)
I just searched up ADrive wife and got a picture off Google

Do go on, my dear boy.

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NO NO NO NONONONONO STOP YOU CAN'T JUST RUIN MY FANTASY LIKE THAT DELET THIS