>"Hey user, do you wanna go on a date with me?"
How do you respond?
"Hey user, do you wanna go on a date with me?"
Thomas Edwards
Ryder James
yes let's go get potato mochi from beni
Matthew Jones
>yes please
Jaxon Moore
Sorry, I'm the exclusive property of the Pearl Clan.
Jace Clark
I can't. She's already dead.
Blake Morgan
Immersion ruined. I'd be the one asking, not her.
Parker Perry
I'm in a committed relationship with my Hisuian Arcanine so I will have to pass
Isaac Wright
Zoophile? Cringe.
Joshua Watson
>h*man female
Absolutely disgusting
Jace Cox
Yes.
Lincoln Lewis
Sorry, I've already got a date with Cogita.
Brody Evans
y-you too
Jack Rogers
Sorry, I made plans with Sabi. Another time maybe.
Blake Baker
>not so fast grandma! He's mine!
Leo Martin
Human females are a dime a dozen. The Hisuian pokemon are extinct by the time of the protagonist so pounding that fortune cookie raw is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nathan Peterson
Eli Gutierrez
Got any brothers?
Jaxon Bell
Lmao I bet you're just a fucking manchild. Imagine saying shit like "pounding that (animal's) fortune cookie raw". Actual loser.
Eli Robinson
Immediately rape and impregnate
John Thomas
how about you give her sons instead?
Cameron Wilson
Is bowling invented yet? If yes, we go bowling. If not, we invent bowling then go bowling.
Matthew Nguyen
Instant mating press.
Camden Ward
Hell yeah I love bowling.
Parker Baker
Imagine pinning her down and fuck her from behind, prone position, raw, balls deep
Isaac Lewis
>right in the middle of the village