/smg/ 007 edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Nice try, mumu

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Crypto to 2017 levels

Remember that time in the poo beats timing the poo.

It's literally over today isn't it bros
youtube.com/watch?v=gg2SiFqQw8Q

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ROBERT IT DO GO DOWN

Michael Saylor getting liquidated along with the entire country of El Salvador gonna make btc head to 100$ and that's when fun starts in terms of war

no

Phew, at least the 2y10y curve isn't inverted. Then we'd be really screwed.

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FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

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if i could turn back time...

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Remember every saying on holding only applies to good companies and not Ponzi scamshit Cathie wood picks

Option plays?

times ticking mumu. whats your next move?

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Who else here not worried because you DCA into an index fund?

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what the fuck is going on in Japan

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

It was overnight

>3.350

*DCA into TMV, but yes.

cope
this is only the beginning

I am simultaneously green on GUSH and DRIP. AMA.

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I think it might actually be ogre for real this time lads

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Bought another 1000 MRO

eat wood chips. can i get a amen

ALL RIGHT JEROME YOUVE MADE YOUR POINT ENOUGH ALREADY

Guys? I've got 100k in AAPL right now, do I keep holding??

Prepare your anus mumu, the real dump is getting ready to start

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RUBLE MARCHES ON

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Oil barons are we healing?

Tourism was important to defend the yen and bring in income. Cut all tourism and not want to reopen. Tourism industry is dead and all that investment capital and workers are fucked.

Buckle in

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SOME RETARD SOLD AT 11:18

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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>dca
Nah I'm a market timer. Im getting rich young otherwise whats the point the government usually props up the old people.

You guys bought ORCL puts right

how much have some of you lost? i need something to make me feel better

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>SPY rejected 380 hard

see you at 360 by Friday

soxl looking tempting...

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Feels good to be on team IBM.

Literally already there lmao

i made 12% this year

Yeah, I didn't quite make the bottom since oil recovered sooner than expected, sasuga.

>tfw bought siga at 11.50

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35k lol

What, no TYO?

>DCA into an index fund?
What would a Japanese person DCAing into index funds in the '80s have accomplished?

>The Dutchman
>Part of the ship, part of the crew

OH FUCK ITS STARTING AGAIN
I THOUGHT WE HAD LEVELED OFF
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Sorry, that hasn’t happened yet; I’m on God’s time.

>CST

my boomer mutual funds have lost around 19% in two years

down about $300k so far

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I know that what everyone fears is directly ahead. The Fed is sowing the seeds for that bust but it is not directly ahead.

Melt-up first.


- Dave "The Contrarian" Hunter.

Looks like we hit resistance anons. I see us sitting the bed until Wednesday. Kikes will pump the market and dump when Jerome speaks.

Always put a stop loss on your biomeme gambles

biden needs to declassify the 911 report and tell the saudis if that's not enough reason to pump more oil he will lob 6 nukes on them before the week is out
fuck these desertdemons holding the world hostage with their sandjuice

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At present, I am down $4101.31 from my ATH (out of about 10000 or so, and thank heavens it was so little to start with so I can wagecuck it back into the stable.) How about you, mister puking frog?

SUDOKU!

>soxl
You should learn to accept the gender you were born with and the body your parents gave you.

>LEVELED OFF
Kek it was just a mid morning relax bounce. Back to drilling. Sour hour and close dow down 1k.

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Thanks for giving me my money back, mumu.

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Why would you buy mutual funds?

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60 buckaroonies

>t. SOXL bagholder hoping to rope in anons and bots to pump his bag

-4%

Well this morning was a little spooky. Recovered a bit since then.

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>blaming Saudis when the dems refused to ever support new refineries being built.
More refineries and the issue will be resolved.

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Everything, including my dignity

Really? How much did you have at the start of the year?

Whats spy gonna be eow?
323 318?

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Don't ask me why but apparently TMV is paying off better.

My portfolio has lost ~40% of its value.

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Oh guess I'll sell my T.

now the guilt is all mine...

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293
screencap this
chekum

>checks biz catalogue
>not a sea of red wojak
this isn't the bottom. not close

it was bestowed upon me as inheritance when I was a child.

TQQQ a buy here?

if my puts have anything to say about it, yes. exp Friday

new refineries will never be built, it costs tens of billions and decades of environmental permitting, no one is going to risk that when the next admin might just axe everything because of "muh emissions"

around $2m. i have cash and i'm nibbling on the way down. i never sell.

>11 days ago
you only had to listen, bros

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Uranium imoutos the fat bastards are back....

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>zoomed out on nasdaq
>we didn't clear dotcom peak until trump administration

Is this going to be a 20 year recovery to break even?

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>nuke saudis
>now even less oil
>prices hit $300/barrel
>how could this happen?!!?
what sucks is the typical dem voter is dumb enough to believe this or willing to pretend to in order to keep getting free gibs

The USA is not japan

Healing? I'm cashed out bros.

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Oil bros wtfwt

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The bottom is in

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Without your sacrifice, we wouldn't see the graph go up.

Thank you, fren

Down about $15k

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How did you get so much? Yeah with that level of wealth I wouldn't be too worried especially if i was only touching share in non leveraged etfs

yes, but dont tell anyone

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I will never forgive them for squandering what could have been an amazing series.

Did i miss an entry into DRV?PS20P

it very clearly started during obama's admin lol

I warned you. SELL TECH NOW!

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>20
ooo look at the optimist

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btc has to go to 11000 or so.

NTA but most millionaires under 30 either are crypto or tech bubble
2m is nothing nowadays

>start stock shit 2 years ago
>at first only trade Pump and dumps
>drop $8,000 in a pumping stock and pull it out a hour later for some easy gains, some times get a fucking wallop like NEGG at $10 sold for $45 or my greatest one GME at $11 sold for $430
>repeat this till around $96,000
>loses my nerve and start trying to do legit investing and not gambling
>get fucking burned down to $55,000
I'm going back to gambling all in on shitty scam stocks, legit trading is for chuds and nigger lmao.

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were alot worse than japan.

ORCL puts retards they having AM earnings

"The US stock market literally can't stagnate for my investment horizon bros its literally impossible"

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Correct. Dems refused to allow it. So the blame is largely on them too.

Screenshot this.

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i'm 40yo and worked a high paying corporate job but always lived very below my means.

>the market

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Uhhhhh, crude is above $121 again
WTFWT

teach me your pump and dump ways user, I have 2k to invest

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>2m is nothing nowadays
Damn where do I find some rich user to donate $2m to me instead of some tran acceptance charity? It's pocket change, like giving $2 to a homeless person.

Better start buying treasuries and savings bonds. Beat you are gonna get.

i made 500 dollaridoos

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It better fucking happen, or else I’m ruined

>short the floor
unironically

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OIL barons, looks like we win again

>support
= give taxpayer money to oil majors, so they can pocket all the returns on our "investment"
Faggot markets were supposed to solve this, how much higher does oil prices need to go to incent investment into more supply? We've surrendered our entire civilizations just so markets can be faggotted, yet we are getting nothing but assfucking in return.

Guys, once the recession hits i'll let you in on a secret.
Recessions are the BEST TIME to snag yourself a black kween.

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Being a trading guru in two years of unprecedented market gains in history, getting BTFO in a real recession... Your gambling trades would have your portfolio at 20k right now

I opened a short china position

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>oil is officially green
>oil stocks are still down 5-7%

This is the bottom

whoever told me to keep my WBD fuck you

>obama
Yeah but it looks like obama terms was just a slightly bigger growth then bush jr nothing too big. Really that 2020 fiat explosion is like shitcoin tier pump when you zoom out. I wouldn't be surprised to see 30 years to just break even at that point and god knows where we'd be in 2050. Fuck I think those doomer schizos are right.

Every tiem.

Defintion

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They don't need money, they need the dems to not cancel their permits like the pipelines becasue some twitter check market chimped out. It's not the market if the feds on a whim cancel things.

So whens the next bad news come out?
>fed meeting
>cpi data
>employment numbers

I'm selling tomorrow afternoon or wednesday morning to avoid the post FOMC pump, so when it dumps instead you can thank me.

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user I had something similar. My logic yielded great returns while the "analysts" would say my analysis is garbage.

Go in on a stock because I judge it to be fairly valued higher on a very simplistic notion, gets me a 5x. Do it again on another stock but was impatient so a 2x instead of 4x. Play the stock market how its intended, lose a lot of the gains I made. Id legitimately have more money if I never invested and wagecucked for the last 3 years at near minimum wage.

not pocket change i mean that the average tech worker should have a million in net worth by 30 and if they invested it it would have turned into 2 million

Patience, it’s just one bad morning. We will recover by the end of the week

I was promised circuit breakers! My OTM puts are getting killed here!

"like it's nothing" is about three orders of magnitude. So if someone has $2m, $2k is meaningless. They'd have to think a bit about $20k and think a lot about $200k.

Should i buy now? or wait a few more days? I want more AMZN stocks frens, help

You're retired at least right? $1m and you wouldnt see me waging other than for maybe attempts of meeting a woman worth marrying.

$1m yields a pretty good return with little effort

Money doesn't transform into pipes and rigs overnight. Today's income of an oil company is oil 5 years from now

sell programs fighting and losing

We really are just going to crab downward till whatever happens on wednesday huh?

i am slurping SOXL

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Don't buy stocks until cpi starts to roll over and fed rate hikes are slowing down.

Hey Bobo.

Watch this.

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All you have to do is buy oil preferably GUSH

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>boomer dad just loaded up on UVXY and SQQQ
not sure if hes actually on the money or this means the meltup fags are unironically right desu

Dividends. Japanese stocks give a lot of dividends.

most corpos don't retire for whatever reason. none of the people over 40 in my office need to work for money but they still do
once you don't need money to survive, i guess your relationship with jobs changes

GAS THE MUMUS

BUY PUTS NOW

I may be getting fucked, but kek at crypto baggies.

Actually the dump a couple of months ago was worse.

get CUNTER'D, shorts
don't bet against boomer retirement

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>CNBC going full capitulation mode
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Just enough to dump. Not enough to cause circuit breakers. This market is manipulated and anyone saying otherwise at this point is a fool.