/smg/ - Stock Market General

10yr yield is spiking uncontrollably, Mannarino was correct, it's over.

*farts*

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Le'Donna tricked me into buying QQQ

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I'm not going to stop GUSHing.

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INTERMISSION
here are some cats

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Gold just took out the lows from the scorching CPI

OILsisters.... how could this happen

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this dump is making me horny. come here lum

SHORT THE S&P short for your lives Shorting Sisters. Come Wednesday the fed will rug pull!

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Diamond hands SIGAniggas! 2 more weeks! The hedgies can't keep this up forever!

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UCO isn't even down 4% lol.
I have no clue why NRGU and GUSH are absolutely dumping.

I know it's not much but I think that's the funniest shit. Inflation running hotter than expected and *the* inflation hedge just tanks.

god damn the threads are flying today
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Is this what rape feels like?

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Is it really reasonable to crash the market because of a 50bps hike?

Just seems excessive to me

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When In doubt, look to the bunny. Bunny solve all problems

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>DXY

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now this is fear with the risk off mentality

but this is not panic
not yet anyway

>holding SOXL

based retard

Kys
You are alone.
There is no safety net.

It's actually over wtf

I'm pretty sure this is the market trying to price in more than 50 bp hikes

Soooo is it too late to into SQQQ? Did I miss the make it bus?

>down 20% stocks
>down 50% crypto
i don't really feel anything
hopefully i can get cheaper equity from my job as a result

STOP REDEEMING BASTARDSSSSSSSSSS

That’s not the reason

IBM is flat to down. It also has a massive dividend yield right now. Duke is flat to down. It's RE so people are fleeing into RE for no reason (prices are collapsing, buy DRV).

>“The cryptocurrency bitcoin has been a great gauge of investors’ risk threshold for equities,” wrote JC O’Hara, chief market technician at MKM Partners. “Plenty of longs who bought in last year are still trapped, and thus we could easily see a pullback to 19,500. That would be a bearish read through for stocks.

youtube.com/watch?v=1aEImx74gLA
youtube.com/watch?v=1aEImx74gLA
youtube.com/watch?v=1aEImx74gLA
*tink*

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threads are moving so fast no one will notice I love tranny cock

Should I buy 2023 SPY 450C?

Those who survive a long time in the markets begin to think they're invincible. I bet you do too, user. - Bobo
>youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k

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If they hike 50bps this week, they're not taking inflation seriously and it will run out of control.

If they hike 75bps, they guarantee a recession and hard landing. Likely without bringing inflation down.

The only bullish choice this week is if the FOMC hikes 100 or 200bps. Prepare your anus.

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They don't want the first breaker to trigger.

based

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Everyone relax

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go for it
you can be our canary

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>doing this in a non-sticky
Newfag

>Dixie

I capitulated, expect the market to make a recovery and end green by EOD

Lol

Lmao

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OOOOOOOOOOOO SPY

It has to stop going down at some point right fellow oil barons??

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100 or 200bps will cause a turbo crash in the everythingbubble. 50bps is bullish because hyperinflation is bullish for stocks at first, only disadvantageous later.

>up 50% commodities

Your own fault for not exiting stocks and crypto in the new year. Your stocks will recover but enjoy riding your crypto down to zero.

HEY BASTARD DONT REDEEM

It’s happening

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NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BASED!

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Today was the 4th lowest TICK in 30+ years of NYSE data history.
Only 7 days ever saw a TICK below -2000.

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unfortunatley the FED has no balls and is always waiting for a miracle to do their job instead. They should hike at least 75 bps, but they will stick to 50 bps because that is what they always do.

Still better than the ECB.

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-8% by 1pm EST
CHEKUM

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Holy fucking shit hit a circuit breaker already Jesus have mercy

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NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG

Chorus 2x

NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG NOG

The fuck is TICK?

So we're going to turbo-pump tomorrow?

I am alone.

>IWM down almost 5%

KO IS GREEN
RECESSION OVER

Delta over a short period of time, I guess. I don't know I'm not from here.

But I am not lonely

What is going on with SIGA BROS. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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OILtrannies...

we win.

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Consensus seems to be 150

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Reminder that Cramer said last week that "there's a fortune to be made in crypto" and that he's "buying more stock" - look at crypto and stocks now, lol

SnP Dow and Nasdaq rallying right now but russel 2000 still slow doomping. bearish signal for the large cap indexes? Fake lil scalper leg up here.

AHHHHHH MY CVX CALLS THEY ARE WORTHLESS NOW.

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The divvy Boomers win?!

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itd be funny if big money repositioned into shorts this friday

yeah, that's the 50 bps hike

>only up 35%

That's the upper bound consensus - it means it could be 1.5% but we know it wont happen

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monkeypoz was just a distraction for what's happening now
they tried the google AI going sentient overthe weekend but that didn't work either

This amount of selling shouldn’t be allowed

I don't like that black cat with the bright white whiskers
Makes him look like a weird alien or something

I think we're getting bullied.

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75 is possible, but I'd like to think 50 with increased expectations for a 75 next meeting if it stays persistent. 66% probability of a 50bp right now. I think the guidance will be the bigger catalyst (like usual).

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is the rally in the room with us

Hello sirs DOOOMP IT

okay

take a deep breath

I can feel the lunchtime reversal starting

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Lol could you imagine though? Pricing that in means an extra 100bps on the treasury curve.

Between now and Wednesday.

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What can Jerome Powell say this Wednesday that would rally the market?

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>SOXL $15.97

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I voted against LGBTQ shit at the XOM shareholder meeting.

Based.

Ticker, CB, Price, % Diff
CURE, $113.76, $90.30, -20.63%
SOXL, $39.24, $16.12, -58.93%
TECL, $54.35, $28.42, -47.71%
TMF, $20.76, $11.38, -45.18%
UPRO, $62.03, $35.02, -43.55%

CURE was a good choice, relatively speaking.

LOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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imagine single digit SOXL lmao

IT WORKED

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>heading even lower

DOOMP IT

>Your own fault for not exiting stocks and crypto in the new year.
meh my stonks only went down from 60k to 40k over the year i don't have a lot in it
i'm not really playing with that much money.

>enjoy riding your crypto down to zero.
yeah i said that in 2014 2018 and 2020 at this point fuck it
i'd rather gamble 20k into crypto and ride it down than take a 10k loss

oh shit soxl finally in my buying range again, may hold out till tomorrow though

>INTRA DAY RUG PULL WHAT THE FUCK

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>mommy milkers for everyone
Instant rally. I shit you not.

Holy fuck I sold half my shit a month ago and closed the charts, came back to the rest of my shit down 38%

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Circuits would be another 4% drop user. You don't want that.

The Shiller PE is 29.9, giving you a cyclically adjusted earnigns yield of 3.3%
The ten year yield is at 3.2%. Stocks need to yield a significant premium to bonds because of their riskiness. This is the problem in a nutshell. US Large Caps are way too expensive.

SIGASISTAS, WE'VE BEEN PLAYED
AAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw when down 8%
Jesus fuck my life savings

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Is this even a crash or is it just a doomp

>imagine single digit SOXL lmao

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>SPY -8.5% in 3 trading days
This isn't good

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um moshi moshi? higher red please. tadakimas.

They're weird and they talk to each other when they think I'm not around

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SUPPLY GO DOWN, OIL LINE GO DOWN.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY -

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why wouldnt they? it probably already happened last friday and we're seeing the fallout rught now from it

NEGGers are we really going below $4 per share what the actual fuck

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circuit breaker?

"We're printing again, fuck the common people, lol!"

have some jiggling boobs to ease the pain

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ONE nothing wrong with DAX
TWO nothing wrong with DOW
THREE nothing wrong with NAS

ONE something's got to drop
TWO something's got to drop
THREE something's got to drop now

LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

Stock against stock, shekel and gold
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in and now you're here
Driven by greed consumed by fear

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Cramer was bragging about how good it felt to be buying for his charitable trust again and telling his club members to do the same

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I'm a scalper I just meant the little leg up. The divergence of Russel 2000 from the other indexes did signal the other indexes pump was fake though so I was right.

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First time trying out puts. When should I sell these fuckers?

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Possible. cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/us-based-equity-index-futures-price-limits-faq.html?redirect=/trading/equity-index/faq-us-based-equity-index-price-limits.html#us

>LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
one(1) job, user

my portfolio is just a money sink lol
if money goes in i just treat it as gone because anything i touch turns to dust financially lmfao

>Jesus fuck my life savings
i have like 85k in savings, my 75k in investments turned into 40k lmao
i've pretty much made every mistake possible financially lmaooooo but i guess holding cash through the bull run is paying off finally

WHERE IS THE FUCKING BOTTOM, THIS IS NOT NORMAL

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immediately

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a crash over 2 weeks, a dump over the day

>market crashing, debt crashing, crypto crashing
lol, lmao!

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HALTS WHEN?

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How do crypto-tards feel now that their 'store of value', inflation hedging stablecoin is dumping with the rest of the market, except 3 times harder?

Of course it is, it's a bear market capitulation. We've got another 5-10% to go down before its a real bottom

I'm so poor it hurts

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America is now a third world country and should be valued as such

there really is no bottom

buy NEGG

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It just keeps falling!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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so this is what happens when stock is falling.
interesting

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Lamo. Jerome Powell is literally going to be so fucking anxious when he has to speak this Wednesday after witnessing this.

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EVEN BRKY IS RED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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