Y’all need to touch grass

Y’all need to touch grass

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Why is she so cute bros?

>Y’all
eat the bugs

i want grass to touch me

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Eat my ass

It's impossible for a snake not to be.

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I only will touch grass if commanded to by the grass. Otherwise, the grass touches me

if you insist, bender

Don't do that

Do what?

Touch her ovaries

That’s her belly

is she pregnant?

>y’all
If you ain’t from south of the mason-dixon and east of the mississippi, that’s cultural appropriation

God I hope so.

Is that her navel?
If so I would lick grass

Nah, she just ate too much potato mochi

I live in southern Louisiana, I’m not appropriating shit, now touch grass

Pale vous?

>Pale
It’s “Parle”, and I haven’t used french since high school

Cajun, you carpetbagger. You’d know that if you were actually from Louisiana.

Dude, the only person in my family I’m aware of that spoke Cajun French was a great grandfather on my mother’s side that is long dead
>Carpetbagger
You sound like a boomer ass fuck that listens to garbage like Walton and Johnson, get the hell out of my state you confederate deepthroating embarrassment

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I would if I could

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>I don’t speak no cajun, it’s old and dead
>you just like old stuff, go away icky weirdo
There is nary a Louisianais bone in your body, carpetbagger. You are a Hollywood expat that is squatting on southern soil. Therefore, your use of “y’all” is cultural appropriation. Begone, ye scallawag; begone.