/smg/ freefall edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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kek funny lines

lol my money's gone

First for thread theme

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I can't even get a job with a degree and experience. Including jobs I've done in the past. Literally only two calling me in ,one is clearly just wasting my time and the other is a part time position doing what I used to do. I have to demand significant pay because at current gas prices I am not going to drive that far.

Pfft $16!? Part time!? 4 hours a day 5 days a week!? LOL! Thats only $47 a day after taxes. $35 after gas due to where it is. Personal time of 1 hour to prep alongside a $2.50 lunch made, $32.50. The kicker is I rounded up the low end of the salary that they inevitably don't allow to negotiate. May not even bother with the interview at this point. At $32.50 a day that's only $162.50 by eow. I can "gamble" on stocks and I make $162.50 in a weeks time with extremely low risk although such a like amount feels like a waste of time.

And just like that this job is also a waste of time. If I can make that in a week with low risk with only 3 hours of effort but locking up all my money in, then why should I consider spending 20 hours and an additional 10 hours (drive included). The irony that I can make that in a week on stocks but am too lazy to

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BOBO HAVE MERCY

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TRIP BREAKERS TRIP BREAKERS

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Is it time to buy SPY calls yet?

>started to invest over a year ago
Why is life so difficult

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I'm going to stop looking at my portfolio for about a month, hope things get a little brighter after the FOMC meeting.

Markets are completely collapsing and frankly I think its an overreaction.

Have a safe week everyone.

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What degree do you have?
16 an hour?

EYES ON THE 10 YEAR YIELD

See you tomorrow friend

Fuck you bears

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embrace it

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>overreaction
Nah, this has been a long time coming. Frankly you should be happy it is only dumping this much.

This isn't bears. Bears cover their shorts at some point. This is all bulls shitting their pants and selling everything they have.

It could always be worse, frens.
You could be invested in crypto...

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Who's to blame?

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I just got a 20 year old illegal immigrant qt pregnant. Would it be better for us to just run off to her country for the next five years and weather the storm? I have about $60k in cash but can probably up that to $80k by selling my car and other stuff.

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE.

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Anyone else buying oil right now or am i a retard

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jews

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jews

and I'm spent for now. hope you all bought the best stuff.

WE ARE HEALING

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Now get ready to average down

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>retards being bearish at support
never change biz

>muh precovid bottom
Shit was considered overbought precovid. The bottom on this ine is deep. This one has been a long time coming. Rejoice Millenials and BoggleChads! The promised cheapies are here! Juden Let my Market go!

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What if we find out all of the BTC brokerages don't have the BTC to back up their user holdings?

SOXL is such a bargain at sub 30 prices they said

would you go back to Any Forums and shill silver shitposter

yes ok long time left in my life. I like to own more please. income is safe.

>noticing that jews are overrepresented in the fed means you're Any Forums

That means you understand objective reality.

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why did i listen to you niggers shilling siga
I'm down 15 percent

stop buying shit stocks and shit coins

>Shit was considered overbought precovid.
Exactly this. I will not blink until it at least hits 2009 bottom.

>The promised cheapies are here!
Bratty market needed correction.

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Just blow in from reddit buddy?

Oh nyo!

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>debt market boom
youtube.com/watch?v=SeFZvoKOnk0

its pride month how is it going down?!

>private equity firms using cheap money from the Fed to buy up all the real estate, driving inflation
>Fed: "We'd better make money more expensive for everyone."

Great that trillion-dollar companies who employ many thousands of people are having their growth curtailed because Schlomo got too greedy buying up all the houses
I wish we had two different financial systems or two different currencies or something

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

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...it's unironically over, isn't it?

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shhhhhhh.....
our time is soon

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