/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
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>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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remember they will never be women

So this…is the Biden market at work…

USAC CALLS

Did any of you actually think we were going to ATH last week? Be honest.

Predictions on the 10 year yield by EOW?

I'm hoping 3.5%

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im fuck

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What the fuck nobody told me the USA started as a literal Whites Only country

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i WILL buy LABU and SOXL and you can't stop me.

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

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Anime creates trannies

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shitcoin bros...

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can Intel just hit 35 already so I can average down?

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Is there a surgery i can get (with my newfound wealth) to make my hips not so wide and womanly

>DXY
I love the Dollar

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Saddest most limp open I've seen in my life. Flaccid as Joe Bidens benis.

Actually it's the end of the obama economy and the beginning of blumfs

I WANT MY MOMMY

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also buy gold and silver long, TQQQ on thurs WAGMI

>stocks -2%
>bonds -2%
>gold - 2%

What is going on?

fucking jannies portfolio may be bleeding but they never will

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TFW closed my short positions end of day Thursday.

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>ELMS
Another EV SPAC scam bites the dust.
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We're trippin' dem breakers boy

should i go back to bed and wake up to nasdaq even more down or is it going to recover?

The Founders were ethnonational constitutionalists. Very based.

anyone with 70 IQ knows what's going on

Uranium bros what’s happening to us?!?!?

anyone else feeling whitepilled?

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DONT DO IT

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>iwm down almost 4%
>many small caps already at historical lows and barely moving
hmmm

Hope rides alone.

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Liquidity crisis. If the ten year jumps 10 points, you see serious shit.

It was a simpler time

There will be no circuit breakers. Those are only for green days, not red.

Oh man Im so sorry

im straight up not having a good time

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Uh, no, sweaty

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>tfw no money to buy the dip
>tfw too lazy to apply for a job

feels bad man, i think i have literal depression

Dollar chads.... i kneel

based and you will never be a woman pilled

>SOXL
I can see that doing ok
>LABU
Bro wtf are you doing

The fundamentals of our OIL economy are strong.

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/qa/ memes fucking make me laugh like a retard

WE GAAN

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Take me back

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>AAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL
>THE MARKET IS DOWN A LITTLE BIT
>IT'S OVEEEEEEEEER
kek

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Uh source?

Sure you can, she will just have to be brown and from a third world country, like sub sahara africa or mexico.

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Its a speculative asset

That's not until 7%. Nowhere near there yet. This is just slow bleeding each week. Fed will keep doing 50 bps and wreck everything as the fed never catches up to inflation. I feel like only thing is short term t bills to just get a little profit while rates keep rising.

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I just pulled all my money out of the bank. You guys are fools.

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kek, baggies.

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No idea, you'd think with the "peak inflation" narrative being btfo they would go into assets other than the dollar. Guess the market believes the Fed will go Volcker to solve it.

Why is my oil stock down 7% then

Who is going to buy Calls before JP goes live on Wednesday?

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THREAD THEME
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RECESSION IS ASSURED
THREAD AND COUNTRY THEME youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc

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its ogre

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>I feel like only thing is short term t bills to just get a little profit while rates keep rising.
Aren't those getting heemed as well? Or is the damage limited to the 2 year?

Algorithms.
Crude is barely down 1%.

>MARKETS ARE OBERSOULD!
>BUY BUY BUY
>AHHH NO IT WAS A DEAD CAT!!!

Then why isn't japan filled with trannies that cut off their dicks and pop pills like in the west?

JANNIES DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

hello cryptosharts i just made another $0.20 overnight on BTC bleeding a little bit more
blood is the only currency that matters. wallstreeters cope

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My puts printed me some hella spending money. Enjoy your week, gentlemen. Remember, they're hiring waiters/servers everywhere!

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And this. Is to go. Even further. BEYOND!

AAAAAAHHHHH

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yea youre gonna need as fuel for the fire to keep you warm when power goes out and raiders are roaming the streets

OILchads we just keep winning.

Why is this happening? Did the feds or biden or the chinks do something again

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They get other mental retardations.

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double whammy of oil and inflation going up

So bets on the S&P staying under 3,837 or we'll have a "everything is fine moment" and it'll magickly recover in the last hour like a few weeks ago

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doing good how about you

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This has nothing to do with whether inflation is under control, it's about market projection of rates vs actual rates.

>can't hold cash because of inflation
>can't hold stocks because they're crashing
>can't hold crypto because it's crashing
>can't hold precious metals because they'll be stolen by bandits once Mad Maxing begins

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Selling winners to cover margin calls. They buy back in over the next week or two. See NRGU on May 6th.

we'll own nothing and be happy

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>another speculative tech crash
>another real estate crash
>another debt crisis
>another euro crisis because Italy and Greece are scamming embezzling mediterraggers
>all this on top of hyperinflation due to money printing

Based jeezy bro.

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wow

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At what broker can I short fractional shares?

No t bills is like 4 weeks. So you can hold to maturity and pocket the difference it was sold at. Notes and bonds are getting heemed but not if you hold to maturity. T bills are so short you can hold to maturity and sit tight.

>sold my DRV Friday
Profit is profit but fuck me

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The real question is why has it pumped at all lately in the first place, there is little reason to be confident in the US economy at least for the next few months

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So many faggots ITT
Buying some BAVA here

Own guns.

>commodities down
>dollar up

I’m thinking the end isn’t here yet.

when does the mass starvation begin

Which path are we on /smg/?

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You know what gets my dick even harder than seeing people paying the price for falling for the scam that is the economy?
The thought that countries, in order to not go bankrupt themselves, will abolish social security plans so the next group of leeches on society will lose the basis of their livelihood. Can't wait for those millions of desparate retards who'll suck my cock for a crumb of bread.

Japs don’t even have sex

Think a few steps ahead of the market. should own tools and materials for ammo production.

Why is oil dumping?

you're unfathomably based to go against china while the sentiment was bullish af last week. Hope you make it dude

October through January

You sure are a mentally ill faggot