How do I profit from the EU women quota?

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Why, just invest into all the new, promising startups in Europe

Oh wait

Short the entire EU.

PUT ON THEM HIGH HEELS BABY

you're whatever gender you say you are these days, so expect the actual composition of boards to change minimally

>Create EU company
>Get assigned mandated GF (board member)
based

What a fantastic idea, how could this ever go wrong at all?

>rapefugees get off free from sex crimes
>whores put in charge in places they don't belong
I can't wait to see the final shitshow

holy shit it's bad
>The EU has agreed that companies will face mandatory quotas to ensure women have at least 40% of seats on corporate boards.
>From 30 June 2026 large companies operating in the EU will have to ensure a share of 40% of the “underrepresented sex” – usually women – among non-executive directors. The EU has also set a 33% target for women in all senior roles, including non-executive directors and directors, such as chief executive and chief operating officer.
>The Commission revived the draft law in 2020, after key countries shifted their position. Ursula von der Leyen, the European Commission president, said: “After 10 years, since the European Commission proposed this directive, it is high time we break the glass ceiling. There are plenty of women qualified for top jobs: they should be able to get them.”

Easy!
>See women only position
>Apply anyway, claim you're nonbinary
>Nobody can prove you're lying, can't say what's in your head
>Technically can't say no to you cause you're one step above women on diversity tier list
>If they say no anyway make a huge fuss, they'll get murdered by diversity police, even if the gambit fails you're untouchable
>If they say yes, other women can't protest - you're a diversity hire therefore above them and again, almost untouchable.
Profit.

Sad thing is it won't be long before the US follows this shit.

>EU
bullish for Bong.

forcing people into movies and tv shows cause that can't act cause they have brown skin
forcing people into highly critical positions cause they have a vagina
I don't think this ends till every person you see and hear on t.v., or occupies a board room is an obese black woman from harlem

>Move to the EU
>Become T
>Get prescribed hormones (just don't take them, toss em in the trash)
>Legally become woman
>You are CEO now!

ahahaha what the shit
BRICSbros we will win

>Get gf with useless MBA from DeVry or something
>get her a job with a big company in the new mandatory “bitch that sits quietly and says nothing” position
>Be kept house husband

This niggers won't stop until they destroy civilisation, it's all so tiresome.

Won't work in UK or Eastern Europe though.

buy gold

Wanted to do that for a while. How can I do it?
I think 100x leverage would be ideal, since this increasingly looks like that shit that just won't flush.

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short literally everything

Is this for publicly listed companies only? I have my own company, that I will officialise hopefully near in the future after I close my first deals, and I'm not really feeling this kind of shit. I'm planning for the board to be me, myself and I, and I have a penis.

You definitely want women on your board though, bitches are vicious and will do anything in these positions m. Notice how this doesn’t apply to the general workforce though.

>From 30 June 2026 large companies operating in the EU will have to ensure a share of 40% of the “underrepresented sex”
>Men will get diversity hired into female-dominated corporate boards
Holy based men bros, we can't stop winning

I don't think European countries went full retard just yet like the US with trans swimmers and all that shit

Woman detected. Cunts in any position of power is a disaster waiting to happen. Any time a company I work for puts a woman at or above my level, I leave.

>>Nobody can prove you're lying, can't say what's in your head
>>Technically can't say no to you cause you're one step above women on diversity tier list

Incorrect. Need a gender recognition certificate to declare yourself trans. Non-binary isnt legally acknowledged. I know because i tried to play this game to access cheaper food at work during international womens month.

>>Legally become woman
Takes about 7/8 years.

This is the best strategy

I think they have a size limit

Put your mom on the board, call her Chief Lead Muffin Strategist