/smg/ - Stock Market General

GAP DOWN
ONE
HUNDRED
POINTS

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BEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEE
PULL UP

>no bad thought repellants

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>Jannies leave up literal hardcore porn
>Delete shopped Nancy tits
lel

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CASHGANG

I BOUGHT OIL TOO SOON

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dear god, the markets going to pump.

I'm definitely slurping

Le AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's french you see

DIES IRAE
DIES IRAE

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The kronecker delta

>GUSH and NRGU down more than SOXL
wtf

>BUDDY

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>S&P officially in a bear market
HERE WE FUCKING GO

RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

Niggers and jannies tongue my anus

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Jesus just fucking crash 25% stop playing this game

Is this what they call predictive programming?

Reminder that this has never happened before
We are fucked

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What the fuck happened?

I love children

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>brent crude down less than 1 percent
>all oil stocks down 5-7%

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ayyo nigass we buying 0dte calls or puts today? whats going

Remember to hold until 2024 where the market will be at 2002 levels before the depression ends

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Nice squeeze baggies

Fart fetish is the thinking man's fetish

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Holy shit turn on CNBC, COIN is fucking ded

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welcome to the bear market

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Wasn't it worse last week

WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

They deleted split thread retard.

What does it mean?

Saw that coming, sold all my oil on friday.

Lol. Lmao even.

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@49586173 demand destruction

SQQQ CHADS WHERE U AT?

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So in theory this is a great thing for an investor in his 20s like me as long as I don’t lose my job? I have been maxing out my 401k and an IRA for the last 2 years.

>they're making fun of us on bloomberg again

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This is why social media shouldn’t exist

Post-op siga sisters...

10:15am will tell what happens today everything up until then is pointless, if it gets a sustained pump then the markets won’t crater, if we dump at 10:15am then... It’s fucking over!

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is it over?

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Sold all my oil calls at the peak on Tuesday. I am financial god

SAVE US DIP SLURPERS

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the country is going to explode

>he knew

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This isn't Twitter user

correct, as long as you don't do something dumb like sell the bottom

Reverse repo means literally nothing

It's going up!

>reposting fake tweets

I'm up up UP!

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we're fucked

I BOUGHT SQQQ PRE-MARKET. IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. PRE-MARKET IS A SCAM THEY DONT GIVE YOU DEALS

We told youuu

>I have been maxing out my 401k and an IRA for the last 2 years.

me too and im down 30% so far

>Listening to this jewish clown

Lol.

reverse repo is the biggest nothingburger of this clown system there is
you retards are just screaming, because BIG NUMBER ... LE BAD!

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YANG GANG over here
>11.56/ average

Banks are sitting on excess cash and parking at the fed.

Thank you xirs

Crypto sisters on suicide watch

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It doesn't matter that this is a fake tweet when these are cramer's actual thoughts

I PROMISE I WILL SELL DURING THE NEXT EXIT PUMP, JUST PLEASE LET ME HAVE ONE

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Getting a refill on my Xanax script today so basically this shit doesn’t even matter see you faggots next week

Funny how it started going up in January 2021. I wonder if anything else interesting happened that month…hmmm…

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Imagine defending the jannies. Imagine defending the jannies when they delete the first of two split threads.

i bought tqqq lol

Can this fucker be held liable for anything he says? Or is this like Tucker Carlson where it's not really "news" or "advice", purely entertainment?

lmfao, they're selling off with the rest of the market
crude isn't even down 1%.

@pJ5NKV7a
K then what?

It means that the economy showed indicators of being fried way more than 6 months ago. We are in a lot of trouble.

SOXL will never be below 17 again.

shizo market

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>Xanax
I’ll see you in jail

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=d_3fBxVewj8

you gmeniggers are so fucking stupid

post your average retard

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@49586328 lower demand = lower eventual prices, demand destruction is priced in

Time to pull all your money out of the bank!

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SPY IN THE 370'S LADS
WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Lol they have to put a legal disclaimer on every time Cramer talks

>reddit
Go back

>as it dumps to 16.80

Lol. Lmao.

COIN dying is good for crypto as a whole. Centralization subverts the entire concept of crypto.

We a here for the 3800 level.

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DRIP
R
I
P

YOU ALL CALLED ME A RETARD
WHOS THE RETARD NOW OIL BARONESSES? GUSH GALS

OIL SIMPLY. MUST. GO. DOWN.

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Bank run bank run bank run...
Chase bank, Bank of America, Citibank... we are all fucked

trendchasers get doomped on

That’s it? This is barely a slurp day.

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You guys. YINN did a split and Chinese economy is fucked. Invest in YANG

its a nothingburger until it isn't... we've been sitting on a ticking time bomb since at least 2019

No, jannies need to make this the pin theme again lol

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

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did you slurp the morning dip bros? ATHs coming next month.

how low can we go
how low can we go
how low can we go
how low can we go
how low can we go

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380 BROKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>NRGU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Oil will go down after we have been in a recession for a while and then delayed reaction. It won't go down with it and will possibly climb still.

>the forever holder

MSTR

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>Or is this like Tucker Carlson where it's not really "news" or "advice"
what would Tucker need to be held accountable for?

Going to 350 in a week this is crazy

I refuse to check my portfolio.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO WAGE AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Reminder MBS went no bid.

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it's dumping even harder
lol
lmao

S&P resistance will be broken and we're going down to 3400. Hold onto your butts. Fed won't save anyone, they'll go with their "safe" 50 basis points hike and the markets will tank

Can't wait until all you leeches on society kill yourselves. Should have learned a trade instead of banking on made-up money.

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Shorty went
>low
>low
>low
>low
>low
>with the apple bottom jeans with the boots and the fur

BUDDY CHECK GUSH COMPUTER

It's the only reason it reached the ATH values. Without dumb money and ease of access it would have always remained an obscure dark web coin for buying drugs with.

Is this a double bottom on SPY?

circuit breakers today?

>@49586328

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>DXY

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We are alredy past that on today ride my friend

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how much worse is it going to get when the interest rate hike actually happens?

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This bear market has already fucked me so hard I don't feel anything about this drop

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SPY 340 BY EOD
CHECKUM

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I have a job, this is my retirement money lol

Recessions are great if you keep your job. For anyone who just took a new job with a huge salary bump, good luck, those people go first after the hiring freezes fail

oh no, we are heading for a Book of Eli level annihilation.

Wtf whyd they dance along with it. Were they threatened to be fired like Walmart wagies?

Post your portfolio lmao

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>NASDACK BELOW 11K

oh boy here we go

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Being really mean! Oh, And saying things!

>retirement
A rope costs like 10 bucks (for now). Invest now.

Idk, it was just an example.

You are an idiot

REPORT COMING FROM NYPD THAT SOMEONE JUMPED FROM A BUILIDNG ON WALLSTREET

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gotta get hype

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You're either a boomer or a spoiled rich kid

Are you above break even?

>NOOO THE MARKET FALLS 2%!!!
>THIS IS THE HECKIN END AAAAAAAAA!!!

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Fake bobo we 3700 and down

Been living off of my mutual funds just fine so far without ever having to work a day in my life. 32 btw

You can just steal that user, not like you're gonna face the consequences

I don't know, Tucker living rent free in your head seems like an indicator you're a leftist faggot

Wake up Boggle Boys! Cheapies are back on the menu!

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youtube.com/watch?v=5hXG1tBFIi8&t=83s

retard

ganghaps

Can't wait to buy a house to finally live in for 30years at a fucking price that actually makes sense. Florida is fucking retarded right now

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EVERYTHING BUBBLE.

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ITS TIME TO VOTE
ITS TIME TO VOTE
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>everyday for weeks straight with no end in sight
based retard

paycheck and autoinvest coming on the 15th :)

Fair point.

>KO holding steady
Why didn't you just buy dividend stocks?

What the fuck lol. Substitute Tucker with MSNBC or whatever you want then. You are thin skinned as fuck.

what's this pattern called?

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>Market falls 2% every day for six months

leftypol is always hilarious to see

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No not my heckin life savings! How am I going to feed my family?

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KEK

sonic the hedgehog springboard

something woke me up right when market opened. usually i sleep until like 2 more hours but something called me. must have been bogdanoff because im losing money.

Is uranium still a play or will it drill back down to nothing

>uranium

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All opinion hosts have to argue that because people would then sue them for presenting 'news'. iirc Maddow did it too.

I kneel.

mmmhm

>reinvests your dividends

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reminder that "strong labour market" is another one of the fed's sugarcoatings

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Where is all the capital going?
>Stock market down
>Crypto down
>10Y up
Are hedge funds going into cash or what?

oh yes

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Reminder that nothing ever happens

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that fucking spike on the dax tho

>Can't wait until all you leeches on society kill yourselves.
This was their plan along. Time to kill off the kids making millions off options and every antiwork commie sitting at home refusing to work. Gonna rug pull all of society to get everyone scared and complacent with their wagie status. I'm expecting 2-3 years of pain to get them all suffering.

Ukraine

IT BOUNCED OFF THE BOTTOM. V SHAPED RECOVERY INCOMING

it's literally nothing
QE created bank reserves on the fed's balance sheet, the only thing banks can do with that is lend against it, but they aren't. Why? Because there's nowhere to lend trillions.

>retard
>>everyday for weeks straight with no end in sight
>based retard
>>Market falls 2% every day for six months

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my charts unironically arent even updating
but I expect ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

how the SIGA retard doing???????

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Everyone is holding cash and waiting for the Feds to turn dovish. Otherwise, down we go.

Eurobros...

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bot or hivemind? I think bot which means long on uranium and this is fud.

OH FUCK ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

Nice then you timed the market essentially perfectly. Don't get greedy though. Last time GUSH and NRGU sold off with the market they came roaring back.
They're selling because of the fear in the market, not because of crude fundementals.

SOXL Meltup to 70

wonder how mumus are doing now

Lot of capitulation off that 379 move. I know a few people who just got liquidated as well so take that for what you will

SMG in a pie chart. Kek.

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>Can this fucker be held liable for anything he says? Or is this like Tucker Carlson where it's not really "news" or "advice", purely entertainment?
>out of all the talking heads
you're so blatant lol, try to be better

So glad I sold $15k siga friday to fomo into sqqq

Cope

All job openings were fake. Unemployment numbers were fake. Nobody was hiring and everyone was begging for jobs that weren’t available

>10 year at 3.28%

Damn lol - these movements in the yields in a span of a few days are insane

>Cope

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Uranium chads, is it over for us?!?!?

SPY BELOW 380
SPY BELOW 380
SPY BELOW 380

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ok

I had 25000 DRIP on thursday fyi
now I only have 8000

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