OMG HONEY AREN'T YOU GLAD WE PUT EVERY LAST DIME WE HAD INTO THE DOWN PAYMENT FOR THIS HOUSE...

>OMG HONEY AREN'T YOU GLAD WE PUT EVERY LAST DIME WE HAD INTO THE DOWN PAYMENT FOR THIS HOUSE? EVERYTHING IS CRASHING BUT OUR ZESTIMATE KEEPS GOING UP, AND WE ONLY HAD TO PAY $150K OVER ASKING. WE ARE SUCH SMART INVESTORS

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based zestimate poster

Unironically a smart financial decision

>SHUT UP BITCH *BACKHANDS WOMAN*

Ngl babe, thank god I listened to you instead of some incels on a carton forum. Lmao they losing money on Celsius as we speak. Btc inflation hedge my ass hahahahahah

imagine living with a woman and you see her getting older by the day and you have to smell her farts at night and you hear her pissing loudly into the toilet bowl and you enter the bathroom after she's had a dirty, filthy, reeking shit in there, and you lose attraction to her, and she has bad morning breath, and her hygiene pads stink and she gains weight

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imagine living alone fucking your hand until you die from old age

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>and you have to smell her farts at night
How is this a bad thing again?

You'll never have to worry about those problems though because you're a homo

>t. old stinky hag
>t. fart sniffer

And she makes $90k a year for you, and you have children together, and lots of shared memories, and her family is cool and helps you out with stuff as if you are their son. Yeah, its pretty comfy you communist ashole. Stop trying to destroy the family unit. No one wants your dystopian government control.

>t. tries to convince himself that he loves smelling his wife's shit stench and isn't bothered by her crows feet

y-yes dear
y-you were r-right
*turns over all finances to wife*

hit a nerve, did I?

It’s a better investment than imaginary internet coins

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wife is comfy if you get along well, of course only focuses on body because he is a dumb materialist, yes all matter degrades
you will be unhappy as long as you don't learn to look to the soul

I really think brapfags and all the other fetishists would not exist if they could only engage their fetishes in real life instead of through sanitized video, women up close and personal are quite disgusting and what you think will be hot turns out to be gross

Yes.

>women having souls
>sharing memories with a hole without subjectivity
>having to spend every day with a woman, i.e. someone incapable of depth, or introspection, or abstract thinking

wrong. i eat my wife’s ass all the time. the smell is intoxicating and gets me hard as diamonds

Completely unrelated to anything else being discussed on this board, but how do you know this? Have you ever interacted with a woman irl? You’re just so bitter and misguided and very obviously wrong.

I feel sorry for you, truly. Look inward and fix yourself.

Try asking on Any Forums, see the answers you'll get. Try the redpill, kid

think its escorts for life then dog
hope chainlink goes up

and one day you lose your job and get into an argument and she takes her salary and the house and kicks you out

he is correct on a general level, though it's not quite as he describes it; they're not incapable of introspection or abstract thinking but they are fundamentally principle-less and have no inherent sense of justice, going along always with whatever is most expedient and socially high-status within whichever social group she is most invested in. They basically have a black gaping chasm where the soul should be.