/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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sneed

Gonna go make a coffee. If the market is back to ATHs by the time I get back I will be very upset.

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0-8 and WAGMI

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I have a relative who is trying to close a home sale, hope they can sell it before everything crashes.

Time to buy treasuries? 3% is pretty good....

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No refunds

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WAGMI CONFIRMED

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I'm here to short your favorite stock

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why buy at 3% when you can get them at 5% in 6 months or less

I do not know shit about this.
How bad is it actually?
How are nft doing?

If Beverly Hills, no worries. If elsewhere, slight concern.

I have never felt the warm touch of a woman. I have never known love and this is when the market crashes and life as we know it will be over.

>Trump is bad and caused this not Biden!
>I’m a low iq mentally ill faggot who has the memory span of a fucking goldfish
Zoom zooms suck shit

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Shout-out to SOXL for setting a new 52 week low today!

We made it bros! Congratulations!

Absolutely not. The rest of the world isn't buying US treasuries and that should deeply concern you.

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Hopefully they lose all their equity.

I think the problem with AOC is that she caves to the moderate democrats. She just stays lock and step with them when she needs to be more assertive.

Will SOXL unironically ever go back up?

ding...
ding...
ding...

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Bulls absolutely seething, trying to pretend they’re friends now and you shouldn’t make fun of them

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MBS went "no-bid", no buyers for mortgage-backed securities at any price.
cherrycreekmortgage.com/lous-credit-news

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guys.. I have to pay attention at work when I have 400k+ in retirement accounts lololol

NFTs crash months ago and are in the pit of hell

/smg/ are you in mandatory HODL mode?

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My Portfolio just lost 16% of its value since Thursday.

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We can't let the market open today bros.
We need to do something

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Oh mumutarda and blackpilled no voters, i guess we need to make it crustal clear what needs to be done in midtetms. We have had many come tell you yo prepare. You didnt listen. Now, mommy gets to listen to your screams while your dreams get sniffed by Biden. Good luck!
youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4

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>Those fucking horse gums

go back

HAHAHAH holy shit what the fuck is this

IMPP IS DOWN 100% IN THE PREMARKET OH FUCKK OIL BROS

NFTs are finished and will be remembered as peak economic idiocy with the collapse of internet funny money crypto

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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The correct answer is both had a part to play in the situation we're in now. Boomers are the biggest cancer to ever happen to the United States.

When can we officially say we’re in a Recession?

lol fuckin idiot
im a janitor and i already have 400+ billion

It's always in the last place you look.

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

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Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna DCA 1k a week into VT over the next couple years. Maybe fuck around with UPRO using the LRS strategy.

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CNBC says there is room for the market to fall further. Looks like the bottom is in boys. What kind of cheapies should we get?

I'm Miss Sugar Pink Liquor-Liquor Lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink Liquor-Liquor Lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch

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THE FUTES I DON'T KNOW WHY
STAY BLOOD RED NO MATTER HOW I TRY

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>Internet bubble 2
>virtual art bugaloo

Good point. Maybe just short term t bills to get some pocket change gains.

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>check my portfolio
>everything is in deep red
what the FUCK happened over the weekend?

ahhhh the smell of fresh poop in the morning

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How soon until brokers are jumping out of windows?

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Does anyone think this quarter will have a positive GDP?
If not, then yea we're in a Recession technically. We're in a Recession mentally anyway.

No, employment is near ATH levels.

All of this is 100% speculator panic. Unironically.

No the correct answer is Bidens energy policies and the lefts wild fucking academia theories on economics being totally fucking wrong. As admitted by Janet Yellen

Who's crazy enough to buy Calls at market open?

>german index is already back down on pre pandemic level

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wednesday afternoon if >100 bps

GDPNow data comes out Wednesday. If it’s negative, it’s fairly safe to say we are in an official recession

non-US stock market literally does not matter.

hmm... this is quite concerning. I think I might just... do nothing

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Nobody is looking for jobs dumbass

Man this is like the reverse of the March 14th rally where every is dropping rapidly, rather than rising

Sir, you cannot redeem. mandatory hodl.
Crypto is going straight to hell, and it is glorious.

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after 2 quarters of negative GDP
bea.gov/news/schedule
not sure when the numbers get officially released, end of september maybe? but there are some estimates before then

No if that happens, we can assume depression is on the menu.

Trump's biggest mistake was legitimizing covid. He resisted at first but capitulated because of cuckservative advisors. It went from "covid is the flu" to "we have the best experimental gene therap- I mean vaccines!".

This post is cope. We'll know we are in full blown recession before August.