/smg/ stock market general

Holy fuck for once im in cash.

Hey everybody! Start smoking Virginia tobacco! It'll help you cope with these hard times.

>S&P futes down another 1% overnight
holy fuck we are gonna drill to the core of the earth.

also,

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Links for EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
ramseysolutions.com/shows/the-ramsey-show
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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>SOXL

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DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What’s the least painful way to

/smg/ and Crypto can (re)join hands, finally, as the fires rise. Let Us Pray.

>fed specially
The fed are based, they made the USA and the dollar the most powerful prosperous fed and wealthy place on the planet and spread plenty of that into the EU too. People are dumb fucks who gamble on dogecoin with stimulus checks and think real estate goes up forever or who believe elon musk or zuckerberg. They deserve what they fucking get, the fed is fine and based.

That's it! I'm all in on SPXS.

astroglide

Why is it accelerating? What changed since Friday?

>even my metals are red
Yeah uh i think I'm just gonna not look at it for awhile, I'll see you guys at the base jumping session

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>Binance pauses BTC withdrawals

it begins...

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What are you listening to start your glorious day of watching everything crash?

youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

normalfags read the news and started catching on

>Crypto lender Celsius pauses withdrawals due to ‘extreme market conditions’
cnbc.com/2022/06/13/crypto-lender-celsius-pauses-withdrawals-bitcoin-slides.html

Daily reminder that crypto is imploding as we speak. Will be fun if there's any contagion from it into the broader market

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The Fed did none of those things. All the Fed did was monetize govt debt.

What the fuck is happening to the sp 500? What the fuck is that graph?

For once, we agree on something toastbro
40 years, maybe more, of bad fed policy decisions got us to this point, make no mistake

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Buy the dip

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American Missiles were used by the hohols to attack Russian civilians inside of Russia.

sorry bro, i hacked the stock market and made the S&P track bitcoin as a prank lol

Yolo options trade of the day?

wtf is this
i'm trying to figure out if this is ironic

good morning my fellow whites. did you have your glass of whole milk today?
>SOXL chuds
ooooooooooooof

cryptobros...it's over

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Can someone explain to me why everything is crashing?

>we've lost nearly 10% on the S&P in a week

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YOU ARE NEXT REAL ESTATE NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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youtube.com/watch?v=JKCtG0v89ao

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youtu.be/IXzFPl7UdgQ

Sentiment. Market is finally catching up to the fact that we are FUCKED. We are so fucked. I'm stacking food for the next month. Might buy gold. No idea. We are spiraling towards a situation where the fed needs negative real rates to not default but that also means that they can't raise rates fast enough to curb inflation. This is a nightmare scenario. There is absolutely no way out and I'm ashamed I've been buying the Bitcoin dips thinking this was going to resolve myself.

I'm telling you guys to make sure your personal affairs are in order. This could be just a generational dip buying opportunity but I think we've got some REAL dark times ahead of us now. I would remind us all that we started the death spiral of the global economy OVER THE FUCKING FLU.

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i'm about to have a nice brown coffee before we open
i'm very underleveraged considering we all knew this would happen, but if i am up 10% today i will be happy
>SQQQ
>SPXS
>SOXS
>WEBS
>DRIP
>GLD
>WEAT
too bad i'm also in china stonks and the fuckers keep locking down again

People went back to buying calls so the algos are protecting their contracts

Got some hot sauce for that claim, mr. el baglio?

Entering the capitulation phase, unironically.

it’s unironically fucking over isn’t it

Dollar Peak.
Yields Peak.
Oil Peak.
Meaning Inflation Transitory.
Market Bottom.
Simple as.

Unwinding of a big bubble.

1-9 and WAGMI

COIN calls exp Friday

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Big guys need multiple days to exit the markets just like 2020. CPI report means it's ogre for everyone, Fed will have to defend the dollar and BTFO EU and Nippon into the stone age, then pivot to QE Infinity 2 and BTFO dollar holders.

Basically we are fucked.

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They better be

No, I will not look at my Portfolio

May inflation came in hotter than expected after talking heads said we reached peak inflation. Markets are finally realizing the Fed has zero control of the situation. Believe it or not, this was not obvious to normies until now. They finally understand what we've known for months. It's honestly a relief. We can finally get this crash over with.

youtu.be/8d8-h4-PLE8?t=1387
we wuz artists n shieet

>the fed is fine and based.
They also printed money for over a decade caused the current everything bubble. They will be based if they pop it, not before.

fucking based

Bros.... sell everything

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>Fed has zero control of the situation.
Imagine thinking this lmfao.

I'm hedged so I suppose a drop is fine
I guess that why you always have at least some puts

Real estate is hurting in Canada right now, and the pain has only begun.

If the FED money printing caused inflation then why was inflation non-existent for 12 of the past 14 years?

>I would remind us all that we started the death spiral of the global economy OVER THE FUCKING FLU.
All part of the plan.

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Cheap energy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Happy because my written calls most likely expire worthless.
Sad because i might get assigned shares for my written puts

What would happen to my money if I bought SQQQ today?

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It's all over RT.

GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
>GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
>GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
>GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
>GLORY TO THE BIDEN REGIME
REPENT AND THE PAIN WILL BE OVER RED HAT CHUDS

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because the other 12 years was them printing money to give to themselves and they went out and bought like 1 of everything
the past 2 years, they gave money to retarded normie poorfags who went out and bought tons of shit at a clip of millions-of-each
giving a trillion dollars to one dude doesn't cause inflation
giving $2,500 to 300 million retards...

BUDDY CHECK EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE

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it will immediately crab and you will lose a marginal amount of money

The crab wins alot, but doesn't last forever. What did you sell condors on?

The Fed has to understand the problem to have control of it. First they said inflation is transitory, then they said it peaked. They've demonstrated no understanding of the problem, and worse, no self-reflection that they're the cause.

>tfw cashed out back in jan
cashchads we just can't stop winning

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Over the course of the weekend I went from shit talking this to now believing it. I think this is some bell curve shit because retards who were calling for it all are room temp IQ but now what's lining up is the smart people are figuring out we are super fucked too and there is no way out. So the only people expecting this to be fine are the peak bell curve retards who blame this on "corporate price gouging"

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Absolute state of Canadian real estate
ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/nearly-1-4-homeowners-sell-080000420.html

It only seems non existent because it was only 4% instead of 20% a month

ORANGE MAN COME BACK-SAVE US

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So QE didn't cause it, it was the hellicopter money. This is also an admission that QE doesn't matter and that the FED doesn't matter.

>Bought the dip so many times the average barely moves now

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what the fed says has little-to-nothing to do with what the fed thinks or understands other than serving as an indicator that may or may not reflect the reality of what their think or understand

The money was dissappearing into the wallets of globalist trillionaires, their families, speculative investments and the endless gaping maw of Africa at the same time the middle and lower classes were getting heemed for 10+ years straight. Also inflation wasn't nonexistent, some things like housing have gigainflated for the whole time.

Hey fellow mumus, can we just have a healing circle together and talk about losses in an open and non-judgmental manner in this safe space. Maybe we can turn it into a cuddle puddle.

Next thread pic related.

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I didnt sell condors lol. I sold puts on some stocks I thought were undervalued and sold covered calls on some other stocks that I like.

Just testing the waters with options, to see if I like them more than pure booster

Holy

Are you on hold mode /smg/?

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Don't respond to me with tin foil nonsense. If you want to construct an alternative reality with numbers pulled out of your ass you can go ramble in a corner.

>but now what's lining up is the smart people are figuring out we are super fucked too and there is no way out
they've always fucking knew, they just ran a massive psyop to convince the goy cattle that only low iq schizos believe in that theory

AAIEEEEE

Anons pimp your mom and sister out for a few ounces of sliver per screw while you can, soon all you will manage is a mercury dime

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They're not going to get food, fertilizers, diesel etc. down with a few 50bp rate increases, no.

it is an admission that the stock market isn't the economy
the fact that two things happened at the same time doesn't mean one of them doesn't matter

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this is the Trump economy

What the FUCK is up with Redbox?

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Unironically why is it crashing today? Is it because of the CPI?

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It is in the FEDs best interest to correct all markets a quickly as possible no matter the short term pain.

75 Bpts is locked in for sure

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>this is the trump economy!

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>triple rejected
Even Kek has abandoned us. Sell everything. NOW.

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youtube.com/watch?v=g9j5UzxEhEM

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youtube.com/watch?v=V-tq8KqRkJE

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Since they caused inflation, their jobs depend on not understanding it.

the squeeze has not been squoze
a bunch of stuff

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I only stayed 90% cash in order to deliberately crash it. Your welcome bears and bulls who will buy cheaper later.

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fed balance sheet shrinks this week

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>They're not going to get food, fertilizers, diesel etc. down with a few 50bp rate increases, no.
Like they care about the prices of said items.

I hate banks so much its unreal
how is this legal while you get 0.0000005% on your savings account

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ABANDON SHIP

LISTEN HERE JACK

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KEK, it's over for real this time

F to the user who bought 1300 SOXL at $18 something Friday

pain

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HOOD

COIN

ARKK

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how do I delete a post

Average normies definitely care and enough of this inflation bullshit and people will just stop going to work

Go to a jujitsu dojo and ask for a hot chick to strangle you to death with her thighs. It's just going to sleep with a soft warm pillow around your neck.

follow up question
10y - marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx

and

2 year - marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd02y?countrycode=bx

are almost identical. Isn't that like super duper bad?

>Even Twitter normies are catching on

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Been nice knowing you guys.

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what does this mean
isnt this a good thing

its fucking over

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