Not biz related but this is the only board I browse. My retard cousin apparently downloads cp and got his fucking devices seized and is out on bond, hes fucked. Prob gonna get like 10 years I bet.
More importantly, I was doing his fucking online courses for him for money that he was paying me with his pell grant cuz school is easy for me. We talked at length about me doing his courses and the money exchange etc.... in facebook chats. Apparently this is financial aid fraud and I can go to federal prison. I was told by his lawyer that most likely the forensic guy looking through my cousins chats won't give a fuck about me doing his classes for him for money but I'm scared I'm gonna get charged with federal felony fraud or something, looking up other cases like this I see people who hold huge fraud rings get like a year in jail.
How likely do you 10 IQ retards think I'm gonna get charged and raped by the feds for something so stupid as doing someones school for them.
I just forwarded this thread to the FBI. Get fucked.
Ryder Gray
He cashed the checks himself right? I don’t know how they could charge you
Samuel Carter
do you like black cock up your anus?
Parker Wood
They are focusing on prosecuting your cousin. You'll be fine, unless you're like a witness and they use that fraud information to invalidate some moral judgement on your part.
Logan Brown
they won’t give a shit about you. you’re fine.
Christopher Rodriguez
Yeah the deposit goes into his bank account and he gives the money to me cash in person. But there's so many messages of us talking about it basically admitting it. Couldn't they just fucking look at the IP address thats been logging onto his school website and easily tell its me? I just hope the computer forensic guy just ignores it and doesn't relay it to anyone else. There was a ton of talk about drug dealing too and he hasn't heard anything about that so I would think the drug dealing would take precedent hopefully and they just ignore my bullshit.
Ian Moore
they would probably be to busy with the pizza case to give a fuck about a small fry like you which wont earn them as big of a promotion opportunity
Ayden Gray
>I want to know what Any Forums thinks instead of the criminal lawyer Yeah you're fucked in ways you can't even imagine
Blake Wood
I mean I used to log into his email to look at any school messages before but the email I believe is clean. Plus some other cp forensic guy I talked to told me they would know what I did when using his email through looking at the sessions and that I would be fine. He said if he was the one going through the evidence, that he would just ignore it and only look for cp related shit. I guess im just being paranoid.
Ethan Taylor
That's an entirely different case so unless you pissed off the wrong jew or will do so in the future you'll be fine.
Dylan Gonzalez
Well, better hope your cousin doesn't snitch on you and try pinning this whole fucking mess on *you*. Worst case scenario, all YOUR things get seized too.
Anthony Morgan
I just wanna add that your cousin sounds like a dumbass and likely won't do this. You're safe OP. Go take a giant shit and enjoy it or something.
Brandon Bell
He won't, we are really close, hes just a fucking retard, he said he'l even take the blame if they ever did bring charges and try to take everything. I feel bad for him but Idk what the fuck he was thinking. I told him I will atleast make sure to put money on his books while hes in jail so that his time in there isn't too horrible.
Anthony Parker
you were literally just trying to help him study and better himself. He abused your kind hearted gestures. He used use just as he use those poor children.
Christian Howard
And no im not a witness to any of the cheese pizza shit. Had no idea till his shit got seized and he told me over the phone why, never have looked or downloaded anything even remotely close ever so no chance I'm involved. This school work shit is all im worried about. Thanks.
Liam Jenkins
Yeah you're probably fucked because unless he takes a plea deal they will 100% go through his computer and find anything suspicious, they will then hand over evidence of other crimes to whatever respective department. Keep a lawyer on retainer
Lincoln Wright
I'm not sure how they'll prove he gave you the Pell Grant money directly. Is he unemployed?
Parker Gray
The forensics guy is too busy jacking off to the cp to care.
Lucas Moore
how is it even OP's fault? show me the statute
James Morales
Well they are def gonna look through his computer, whether the forensic guy actually cares enough to relay something about school work idk, he was drug dealing a lot too, so i feel like if they don't ever bring up charges on drug dealing that they prob won't pay attention to the school stuff. I will get a lawyer as soon as something happens but I'm hoping nothing will come of it.
Easton Moore
You're safe dude. Unless there's a conversation that's literally like >"I'm going to pay you with my Pell Grant money" >"Yes, I'd love that cousin. I will accept your Pell Grant money"
Jack Martin
They aren't going to give a shit, but in the off chance that they do then snitch on your cousin (he put your freedom as risk by being retarded) for a plea and say "yeah I say him watching CP and he threatened to shoot me if I told anyone."
Nathaniel Baker
unless he was busted for "school fraud" and snitched you out, then your good. Don't even worry about it, seriously. But learn to shut the fuck up and make moves only in person.
Joshua Garcia
They count us both as defrauding the government, plus they would add the obvious stacked charges like wire and mail fraud. Just the fact that we conspired for me to do his coursework for him and get paid through the pell grant is enough for them. How they prove anything other than me logging into his classes and the messages, idk. They can't tie the money to me other than through facebook messages. There is no paper trail whatsoever. Went from his bank account to his hands to my house which was a city away, unless someone was in the fucking bushes watching. They couldn't know I got paid unless the messages were enough for them.
Liam Thomas
They can't other than through the Facebook messages incriminating me. Yes hes unemployed of course.
Adam Sanders
not even retard. it would have to be more like.
>"Thanks for those pics, I'll be paying with my School cash. You're my cuz. Delete this."
He would have to be implicated in the whole criminal charge. That's like a cop giving you a ticket for a broken tail light, but somehow your drug dealer who you called 2 years ago gets involved.
Dylan Smith
so you supplied him with CP and he paid you with the Pell Grant? Your fucked dude and you won't have a good time in prison.
Angel Green
Numerous convos of me telling him how much he needs to pull out and when to take it to my house, never said anything specifically about pell grant or anything. Just that the money is gonna be in his account soon and that he needs to pull it out and bring it to my house.
Dominic Hall
Doesn't fraud require knowledge? How the fuck were you supposed to know that his Pell grant was not free money to be used while he is in school (like living expenses; study aids; etc). Still waiting to see the exact wording of the law
Ryder Perry
>never said anything specifically about pell grant or anything You're safe dude. Go to sleep.
Angel Myers
If only I knew he was doing something so incredible retarded that it would get his stuff seized and literally everything he does is now in the open. Wanna hear something even more hilarious. This retard downloads this shit and freely talks about buying drugs on the darknet and selling them to friends and whatever and NEVER deletes his messages, EVER. Like what the fuck is wrong with him. LE can get the messages anyway but still, delete the fucking messages dont make it so easy. I swear some people deserve to get fucked. I think he needs this 10 years or whatever they rape him with to wake up.
Benjamin Carter
>paying me with his pell grant cuz school is easy for me Yet, I don't understand a single fuck of the shit you posted. Dumb American cattle.
Joseph Nelson
Jesus fucking christ, why aren't you talking to a lawyer dumbass! Any Forums is the last place on earth I would go for helpful advice. I mean reddit legal subreddit is a step up from Any Forums but that's not saying much.
Nathaniel Ortiz
I mean I did use the word "financial aid" alot, "you're financial aid refund just got deposited, take out this much and bring it to my house" One time he was so fucked on benzos I had to repeat it to him like 10 times cuz he kept forgetting the conversation. Prime retard. And I'm a retard just for doing something like this when I know how much of a retard he is. Maybe Il get lucky.
