REAL MAJOR HAPPENING

CELSIUS JUST EXIT SCAMMED

COINBASE IS NEXT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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No shit asshole, there's already 400 threads about it

Shhh dont fuck with the bots

come on celsius drag us down to 20k

shhh user let the tranny have its moment

Time for minecraft?

wait whats happening with coinbase?

why coinbase?

Are you retards? They've prepared their legal way to seize everything you have on their site as they're literally bankrupt. With the recent dump and bankrun that is happening it will not last long until news breaks

I can't send my crypto on coinbase even though I've waited past the waiting period for at least 1 of them.

>you trusted an exchange named after the temperature system used by people who never went to the moon

fucking idiots you get what you deserve

their prime service for institutional customers doesnt trade usdc for usd anymore

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coinbase doesn't provide any yield or leveraged products

are YOU retarded. everybody is either exiting gemini, kucoin, ftx or kraken and either putting their shit in cold storage or transferring everything to coinbase or binanceUS lmao you a dum dum, can i have a lick?

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your space program was run by German rocket scientists from start to finish, same with soviets

>Celsius and coinbased go insolvent
>tether and usdc implode
>bobo shorts and cash position goes to 0
Ohnononono o

Coinbase doesn't have anything to do with this, retard. You'll know it's fucked when smaller exchanges like Kucoin crumble first.

Binance also pauses withdrawals....no one acres

Celsius doesnt appear to have a major problem

It will probably get bought by Nexo

>not a major problem
bro

>COINBASE IS NEXT
Coinbase isn't running a ponzi, you dumbass.

So what’s next? How do I get my bitcoin out?

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Nah, coinbase gemini and cashapp all safe