/smg/ - Stock Market General

Like lean hogs to the slaughter

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/male:Pig Man
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for green energy Garies
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

last RYN0A

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Prelude to the melt-up beings on Wednesday. 75 basis point raise won't happen and market sentiment will turn positive. In July we'll find out that June inflation plummeted. By the end of July bulls will be in full control. Enjoy the euphoria will it lasts, bobo.

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Buying more tomorrow

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This is a bottom

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red rover
red rover
its joever

It's time for a great big glass of orange juice on Monday. You earned it!

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STOP THE COUNT

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True but John Deere at least has some super precise proprietary GPS for autonomous planting or something.

She had fucking Netflix in there as well.

(BRKY has no aberrant components)

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the crypto pits are wailing but tomorrow it will be our turn to be screaming

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That hog ain't all that lean...
But the hogs will save us. It has been foretold since the dawn of days

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unfortunately it isn't "the" bottom

lol. lmao. kek, even.

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That's a very cute /an/imal webm there user. Thanks for sharing!

GDP: NEVER RECOVERED
QT: NEVER STARTED
RAPE HIKES: NEVER RESUMED
INFLATION: PEAKED
BOBO: KEKED

Nice squeeze baggies

orange juice bros we're unstoppable

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how do I acquire a cat with a mustache?

Oil bros...

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SHOULD I SELL EVERYTHING?? EVEN MY OIL AND COAL?? HELP HELP HELP

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Wait wait I can do this haha wait it hasn't been done yet

ahem

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kek bears eternally btfo

This is another cocktease, isn't it? I don't feel like we've really gotten cheapies until AAPL is in the 120s.

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>Be American
>Wake up
>Eat sugary breakfast cereal
>Eat sugary cinnamon roll
>Eat pancakes drenched in sugary syrup
>Drink sugary orange juice
>Drive to work
>Pick up sugary Starbucks latte
>Arrive at work
>Coworker brought sugary doughnuts
>Karen offers you sugary cupcakes
>Eat some so I'm not accused of being fatphobic
>Wash it down with a sugary Coke
>Pick up insulin from Walmart
>Get shot
>Ambulance drives me to hospital
>"That'll be $30000 plus tip"

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>futas

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HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

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I love this cope. All mumus deserve their fate.

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>Ethanol continuing its bull market
No surprise there!

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Now I hope there will be a 2x BRKY.

KEKW BOBROS

NOOOOOOO HOW DID PUTLER WINNNNN

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What do you girls think about GameStop? (Ticker: GME)

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