I’ll grant you three wishes user, what will they be?

i’ll grant you three wishes user, what will they be?

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my parents to be proud of me
fix my erectile dysfunction
jirachi gf

kill jester

I wish to look like a woman
I wish for a bigger penis
I want a /veepee/boyfriend

infinite wishes
infinite money
jirachi onahole

Make pokemon real in this world.
Make it so I can toggle complete invincibility for myself on and off at will
Make me the little girl

Time to become the ruler of this soon-to-be apocalyptic world.

To redo my life, except everything works out
To have a higher IQ
To have a perfect body

For them to be real
no more wishes

ywnbaw

ywnlyb
you will never leave your basement

explode Any Forums
explode everyone who ever posted on /vp
explode masuda

I literally don't have a basement but thanks
I also have a kid
And am married to a biological woman

>not explode tpc
failed

1: Sex with Jirachi
2: Marriage with Jirachi
3: More sex with Jirachi

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nice lies
nobody this incel would ever be married

I wish for Arezu to be thicker.

death to (US of) America
death to Germany
death to Russia

resurrect as pokeloli
to get infinite money
live in the pokemon world

the cycle must go on and more people must suffer
i just want masuda to depart from this world with all of us

no man will ever marry you because they will never see you as a woman.
my wife respects that I'm racist and thinks its funny

most trannies are attracted to women only

I am not even american, cope
you got bamboozled