Celsius ruggd

and they said hex is a scam HAHA

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How is that a rug? They just paused withdrawals

>paused withdrawals
>unable to access your own money
>not a rug

You are assuming they will be resumed. Spoiler: they won't be. Their shit is all fucked now.

>Michael Burry paused withdrawals in 2008 and made the best trade in history

lol. not your keys not your coins.

This. I would be fucking pissed if I was on Celsius. This is the definition of exit scam. In fact seeing this makes me want to pull out of Coinbase right now

holy shit its real fucking lol

And what trades are Celsius making?

>makes me want to pull out of Coinbase right now
I did a few months ago, I don't trust any CEX.

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Look up the history of banking and "pausing withdrawals on gold".

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How much are you bagholding and how much have you lost?

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Probably because you fucking knuckleheads will panic and all sell your shit back to USD and bankrupt them overnight, fucking over everyone including yourselves in the long run.

HEX can also be a scam while Celsius is a scam as well.
btw HEX is a scam.

They're not exit scamming. They literally don't have the funds to pay their customers back. They're overleveraged with stETH loans and are struggling to find other revenue to pay the lenders on their platform.

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You are way too fucking naive to be playing around in an unregulated market

>Some dumb slav and a hooker who likely have zero idea what assets they're managing is the same as some autist managing a reputable hedge fund

so did mt.gox

You dumb nigger

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Shitttt I should have withdrawn earlier

>Some dumb slav
Jews are not slavs

test

Put me in the screencap

Found the redditor. Go back nigger

I've always wondered who is borrowing from Celsius to provide 10% APR

Be your own bank goys!