Bros? What is she doing to (you)?

Bros? What is she doing to (you)?

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thats not me i picked the female character

>world literally full of monsters to go on adventures with
>I know! I'll go put my penis inside disgusting looking hole?

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I want her to treat me like her personal toy

scratching my back

This. So many fortune cookies to tame

Prepping me for a haircut

kys

I genuinely don't get it, why the FUCK would you try to have sex in a Pokémon world instead of going adventuring with your bro mons?
If I was somehow transported into a Pokémon world, the concept of sex wouldn't even be in my mind

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so when she asked me to drop my pants it was cause shes giving me a haircut down there too? what a great service

Because it feels good retard

Yiff in hell, dogfucker.

Because a fantasy world is the only place where the fantasy of you having sex could ever occur

Gas you with her potato mochi fumes

The only reason I even play Pokémon is for the waifus.

You know what else would feel even better than sex?
Going on adventures with your Pokémon and battling with them

you know what would be even better than that? having sex with your pokemon while going on adventures and doing battles

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She is giving me a haircut

Why not both? Go on an adventure with a cute girl companion like Akari and catch Pokémon and do things with them and during the evening and night spend some quality time with your cute companion and have sex with her.

>going on a long adventure together
>bond over overcoming trials and tribulations
>develop a deep love
>express said love in many ways including love making
They're not mutually exclusive

You poor bastard...

trying to make me her little sissyboy