DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...
Damn I didn’t expect three fucking savage as hell red days in a row, I was not greedy enough apparently. I thought we would at least be flat today before resuming dumping
My poor mumutard. Mommy loves you so much. Please think of me before you are sacrificed. Mommy tried to warn you but you had so much greed. Sorry mumutard, mommy needs to remove you from the family tree. youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
I use rh but I'm fully invested in commodities. It's techcux that will be doing the slitting.
Dylan Sanchez
>Oh I thought you meant that thing from Zootopia. Yea I would her too
Jordan Carter
>NASDAQ futures down over two fucking percent Seriously what the fuck is this?? There's no fucking new information! Who is even trading like this right now! Fuck man it's just so annoying
What the fuck it was a tenth of a percent higher than anticipated how is that so catastrophic that LITERALLY EVERYTHING sells off 2% overnight
Jackson Russell
We are witnessing the true end of crypto. Coins are literally going to zero. This board will eventually be all /smg/.
Gabriel Sanchez
wrong, there IS new information. gas is still rising steadily which is extremely bad for the US economy. China is going back into lockdown which fucks with the supply chain even more. everyone is jittery and spooked because of high inflation after Friday's CPI print and new Sticky CPI data from the St Louis Fed literally 11 minutes ago (picrel).
Reminder the real crash is the frens we made along the way
Carter Reed
>pic Oof that one hurts.
Jordan Baker
2 year yields are about to rise above the 10 year yield. this means that the collective financial community is going "OH SHIT!" and moving money into short-term (relatively) safety bonds.
Justin Butler
Until we see news reports saying at least 100k mumus have unironically slit their wrists (with accompanying suicide notes attributing their deaths to their stock, crypto, and/or real estate losses) I will not sell my puts.
Lincoln Cooper
Putin did it
Alexander Reed
>when you take an explosive messy shit directly into your toilet and the smell makes you gag
i even went back into the bathroom just to get a good after whiff
Matthew Price
There’s no fucking new information that you know, goyim
I hate literally everyone who has ever posted on this board
Jace Butler
Wrong
Liam Reyes
You're all just niggers on the kike casino
Owen Mitchell
>China is going back into lockdown which fucks with the supply chain Two fucking years of this shit and you want me to believe that the richest and most powerful countries in the world can't figure out an alternative? When China is the most obvious fucking manipulative piece of shit? I do not buy it, not for a single second. This is all so fucking incredibly fake.
Liam Ward
Based
Tyler Roberts
I wish fat chicks actually looked like that. Instead they're all sweaty as fuck with BO mold between their folds
Blake Gonzalez
What's a good screener where I can sort by implied volatility? I wanna see what options are poppin' muh nigga
2y10y inversions (for more than just a day or so) are the gold star benchmark in terms of recession warning. Some others like 5y30y are/have also inverted but are not as reliable.
Andrew White
also explain what this means like i'm mentally handicapped
Jeremiah Thomas
>btc eth
Mason Gutierrez
it means its not going down like they claimed.
Caleb Edwards
Part of it is China doesn't want to use Western vaccines (face reasons), the other part of it is they refuse to just accept 1% of their population dying or becoming long-term disabled
im very new to paying attention to bonds. does mean that something like $TLT should go up or down? I'm assuming it means it should go down hard, but I'm not very smart.
Eli Cooper
That’s why you stick with 2D and settle with getting a thin girl and making her slightly plump, fren
Gavin Parker
Fat women are the reason why I ask every girl I fuck if we can shower first. It's good foreplay and I can wash them myself
Liam Fisher
Yes, anytime before November is ideal. SPY 340p by December is also good.
James Edwards
historically inversions indicate big draw downs.
Camden Brown
Mumus got cocky and claimed april was peak inflation. Turns out it was peak retard
So that pattern his chart shows where the yield breaks hard to the upside? Yeah, that's the price plummeting to the downside.
Now is a good time to look up the tickers TYO and TMV.
Jackson Adams
I've got a premarket buy order for spxs at 22.74. I think there's going to be a bump in futures premarket as a headfake. If I'm wrong it won't get filled and I'll day trade OXY tomorrow.
Anyone with a third of a brain knows that predictions about the economy don't involve time horizons that rival those of goldfish. "Transient" never meant "six weeks" or whatever shit people wanted it to mean, "inflation is peaking" doesn't mean "the numbers are only going to go down now". That's absurd.
Aaron Collins
you would all really hate what the smoothed and detrended graph of this looks like ho-lee-fuk
Sebastian Powell
So is the fed going to put out another blog post about why this is totally natural and totally fine?
Jackson Allen
>I'll day trade OXY tomorrow. The market keeps going this way and half the thread will be trading oxy.
Jordan Rivera
What are our bottom predictions, boys? Me: >SPX: 2000 >BTC: 3000 >Average Single Family Home: 150k
Camden Jackson
>Transient" never meant "six weeks" It doesn't mean a whole fucking either in any language
Kevin Anderson
I gotta be honest here. This seems way over-sold.
Brody Gomez
Who's going to roll into CALL OPTIONS when we gap down tomorrow at Market Open?
spx may hit 750 btc is around your target tho homes will go under 100k
Jayden Turner
please let it be the actual, real dump tomorrow and not another fake out I am so tired of waiting
Jayden Butler
No such thing as over sold
Bentley Perry
The selling hasn't even begun
Ayden Perry
2 year and 10 year bond yields are about to invert. That will be the second time this year. You may have heard the term 'yield inversion' before. This is that.
Cameron Wright
It truthfully is, but they just want retailfags to panic sell them cheapies
