WHERE ARE THE SLURPERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM

WHERE ARE THE SLURPERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM

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I just bought a cool $100 USD worth of bitcoin.

they are slurping, but they are slurping just to stay alive at this point
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i kept slurping LINK and now I'm dead bro

BTFD redditors ran out of dry powder in the $30k range

its sunday, there are no potential buyers until tomorrow

Slurped everything I had at 29k

First slurp isn't coming till Saylor is margin called. CYA sub 20k

Everyone is poor now

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my $3k long position got liqudated at exactly $1445/eth
that was my last money
i'm going to be homeless

WE SLURPERS OF SLURPLUST RIGHT NOW WE HAVE NO TIME TO POST OF OUR FEAST CHILD!

>WHERE ARE THE WHITE PEOPLE WHEN YOU NEED THEM
what's wrong, your 50$ total life saving is not pumping the charts?

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I have a $12K limit order open on XLM at 7 cents

They can barely afford food and gas lmao user

Waiting for Bobo to get done absolutely FUCKING everything to goddamn Poundtown.

My journey as a slurper :
>start with $18k in cash
>slurp for 3k at the first big dump circa 50k
>slurp again for 5k around the 43k "dip"
>slurp again 4k at 33k
>slurp extra 3k at 29k
>have to spend the 3k left to fix my car after the gearbox died + needed to replace the tires
>can't save any more as all what i used to save is now going on groceries, renewed contract on my rent up 25%, expensive gas
>even if i manage to save few bux each month it will have to go toward the dentist to fix a rotten tooth who's killing me

Wallah, my journey as a slurperino ended up being catastrophic, i lost half my money, i don't have a penny left on my bank account and i'm too afraid and seething to cash out what i managed to slurp of bitcorns.
My main copium currently is to tell myself at least i only boughted king shitcoin, otherwise i'd be down -90% and would contemplate suicide.

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I don't get paid until wednesday

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slurpers ran out of money in December

Bought 100$

i aint touchin this shit until rl gas price goes down

I don't have a job anymore.

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It will be better one day, but it might get worse before it gets better. Goodluck user

I slurped so much that im out of slurping stack. I'm poor right now