/smg/ - Stock Market General

Powell has always been so safe he’ll leave on this half crusty bandaid so he can continue to bleed holders.

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Estab-life
It starts slow but it ends KINO, would recommend

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China bulls are hilarious

Please don’t tell me I browse a board with smooth brains who think CO2 emissions are the only type of ecological disaster possible

i'm not a futestard and i know they don't correlate with actual market performance but holy fugg brahs

didn't linkin park rope or is he still alive

Reminder: bear market means -20% from peak to through. We haven't hit this level yet, thus we have not even started a bear market.

BOW BEFORE KING DOLLAR YOU SHITS

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it is over my dudes

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>bugs suddenly vanishing everywhere
>winters becoming shorter and more mild
>increasingly volatile weather patterns
Everything is fine, Any Forums said so!

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Less taxes for the Jew either way.

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>bugs suddenly vanishing everywhere
when was the last time /smg/ saw a worm?

Yeah, black monday is here

FUTURES JUST OPENED

$SPY DOWN 0.80%
$QQQ DOWN 1.25%
$IWM DOWN 0.80%

I showed ur mom my worm last night nigga

I told you to nigros on wednesday to look out for VIX going down and SPY crabbing. If you lost money on that bart you are a dumb nigger

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Oh I think they're fucked if Xi makes a move but the pic's funny and relevant.

your mom saw my worm last night

Why the fuck is JXN so undervalued? PE of like 1.5 and a 6.5% growing dividend

This morning, but seeing them requires going outside first.

>dow -.40%
>sp500 -.76%
>nasdaw -1.30%
this is what you guys are shitting the bed over? did you not see last weeks where it was -2% -3% or something?

Remind me again what happens to exports when the dollar surges? And is that good for GDP or...?

Oh, oh no.

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If futures are down .01%, I aaaaaa. Simple as.

I saw one today

maybe I shouldn't check the market tomorrow

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newfag

When were futures -2% or 3-%? I only remember when Russian launched the first wave at Ukraine

>bugs suddenly vanishing everywhere
I see zero evidence of this. Plenty of bugs everywhere I go also fuck them
>winters becoming shorter and more mild
no.
>increasingly volatile weather patterns
Literally where? Your asshole?

In my garden this morning. Also gave 4 super worms to my chameleon for his morning snackies. He loves those fucking mean ass worms.he usually pops their head on the second chomp.

Chocolate dump
Some stay broke others lose their wealth
Chocolate dump
A mumu will die before the next selloff
Chocolate dump
The fed boomers say it cant happen again
Chocolate dump
The richfag streamers make you wonder if your wagie job is worth it
Chocolate dump
Build your memeline indicator tool and pretend your right every time
Chocolate dump
Zoom the chart out and see the bullfags were lying to you
Chocolate dump
Index funds dumping yesterday
Chocolate dump
Only in the past hopium threads is what the mumufags say

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Fished with them the other day. For me, it's night crawlers.

>bugs vanishing
I just moved to rural Tennessee and I can't step outside without 8 bugs divebombing my head,

Bitcoin down to 27k too. Nasdump is gonna be deep red tomorrow.

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Based reptile enthusiast.

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The AAAAAAAAAAAAA'ing is just reflexive now, nothing could surprise anyone anymore

excellent choice fren

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I keep getting these 400 errors holy fuck

Why can't gook moot pay the bills

What would surprise me is if SOXL hit $30.
Haha wouldn't that be such a crazy thing.

soxl always goes uppies in the end, the trick is to just never overleverage on it for any reason and hodl for +5 years. Simple on paper, but human greed is quite a foe

We are about to re-enter bear market territory and VIX is only at 28.

VIX continues to suggest that real panic has not begun.

Historically speaking, no bear market has bottomed without a VIX of 45+.

This means VIX would still need to spike another 60% for a bottom to form.

But yeah. Keep buying your SOXL. And UPRO. Dumb chuds.

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futures in freefall

Several times if you have waited for futures every week

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At least attempt to rhyme nigger