Wakey wakey, wagie. Time to work and don't be late or else

Wakey wakey, wagie. Time to work and don't be late or else.

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What happens if you roll in at 17:45?

We have devolved into a situation in which wagies are literally owned. How can this possibly be legal? How can your boss just decide you have to work more than the original agreed upon time

>arrive at 23.50pm
>work for only 10 minutes
>the day ends, so the time penalty automatically resets to zero
>collect a monthly paycheck working 10 minutes per work day
Employers hate this one simple trick!

Oh, look, a single piece of white paper taped to something, with literally no other information or context. Surely I should just accept that this is someone's reality now and not fake news.

>Come to office one hour early
>Leave at 12
Problem?

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I dread Sunday evenings. I will never be made for office style roles even though I work one. It's so un-natural.

This kek

That's not legal

people use to give me grief sometimes for showing up to work at 10:30 but now I sleep till noon every day since meme flu. never working full time in person job again

There's no way this is real, but could you imagine.

yes this is a thing
definitely not made up by some redditor who has never worked a single day in his life (thus he has no idea how absurd it is)

>NEW OFFICE RULE
he forgot "The Boss" at the end

>Thanks

man i hated working unskilled blue collar jobs so much. i was rarely late but i still fucking hated the idea of being docked points for shit out of my control like traffic jams or accidents.
>DUDE JUST GET TO WORK 3 HOURS EARLY IN THE OFF CHANCE THEY SHUT DOWN THE ROAD BECAUSE A SEMI TRUCK CARRYING DIESEL JACKKNIFED AND EXPLODED LMAO

it's illegal but it's probably real. low level wagie management at timecard punching jobs are some of the dumbest gorilla nigger retards you'll ever meet.

checked and basedpilled

My boomer boss got triggered when I didn't arrive 10 minutes prior to opening despite being an IT guy who doesn't even have any real reason to be there. He actually started to dock my pay by the minutes I arrived "late" even though I wasn't allowed to leave a second before 5PM. They don't give a shit, it's not like the wagie being paid peanuts is going to hire a lawyer to do anything about it.

as an example, i used to work in a factory in pennsylvania. in really bad snow storms a state of emergency would be declared and state police would pull over and ticket anyone on the roads and demand they go home. we would still be docked points for not showing up to work, despite it being illegal.

You don't have to get a lawyer. Calling the labor broad is free. It's paid for by taxes.

It's been 5 years since I actually worked there and truth be told, sitting in an office doing nothing except collecting a meager paycheck from some decrepit old faggot is better than working fast food or some other part time gig during college. But I wish I had done something like that as one last middle finger.

>top 10 employers that broke the law

You didnt arrive at the agreed upon time, faggot

based and checked

It was raining, give me a break. Do you really think it is fair to work 1 extra hour for being 6 minutes late?

Just follow this for a year, then sue for unpaid overtime.

Bootlicker cunt.

I'd jizz all over that memo and quit.

I don't really need to keep a job cuz I still live at home so I love pissing off my boomer boss and managers. No idea why they haven't fired me yet because I don't take any of their shit. Maybe they secretly respect me or something idk.

This is literally the mission of the corporate elite, as long as you work for them you will be THEIR property.

This is why they need the middle class to be gone.