Why is she so sad? :(

...ok? And?

Big poopy diaper

>sad
Look again, that motherfucker's stoned out of his mind and fucking proud of it. His mouth is curled into the permanent dopey grin of a 4x grass resistant 'mon with Sap Sipper living in a world where Grass-types are more than happy to spam spores, seeds, and stems at literally anything that moves. That is the face of a creature that consumes enough psychedelics and hallucinogens every minute to instantly kill every elephant that ever lived, died, or had the possibility of being born anywhere on the Indian subcontinent. The shell isn't even for his protection, it's where he keeps all the stuff that the Carnivines and Parasects blast him with that he can't just inhale on the spot. As soon as he gets a minute off from travelling, he's going to reshape the metal goo that makes up his shell into an Alpha Gigantomax Totem-sized bong and use Flamethrower to transmute today's collection into HM02.

lol

because her diaper is full

>he
there's NO male species

I mean you're not exactly wrong, air-breathing snails IRL are hermaphrodites so given whatever the fuck this guy's been breathing in he probably transcended simple male/female dynamics years ago. However, the fact that this gastropod's constant state of intoxication has come at the cost of all style and grace means that this Goodra must bear the title of HE and should be referred to as such by all who must bear witness to his funny face.

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LMAO it really is a fucking diaper

male kanghaskan has NO style

The angle of this render is just bad. It's actually smiling.

so explain her loaded belly

more like loaded diaper

Why do these renders look so much better than the Pokemon appear in the game? Why wasn't this style used for the whole game?