You are walking in a parkade behind Max Keiser and Peter Schiff...

You are walking in a parkade behind Max Keiser and Peter Schiff. Max drops a ledger with 10BTC and a note with the private keys, and Peter drops 146.6oz of gold. You only have time to grab one or else they will catch you and rape you as punishment. Which do you choose?

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None. I would return their lost property because I am not a degenerate thieving nigger.

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OP BTFO!

the gold. Easier to sell, easier to fence. higher profitability.

Result: Upon returning their property they knock you out, stuff you into the back of Max's Lamborghini Urus, drive you to Schiff's dungeon, and take turns raping you until you die.

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I have found serval wallets in the street never touched one, stealing is nigger behavior

holy fuck bear market biz is full of absolute loser autists

dumb faggot ledger with 10BTC is worthless as i wont be able to access the private key
I'll quickly grab the gold and immediately buy bitcoin with it. kek

who the fuck walks around with a nine pound bar of fucking gold

COPE faggot OP. Shit thread, kys

ok am dumb faggot for not reading fu, but who the fuck drops ledger with private key? kek

the note has the pin and seed phrase

make me faggot

the gold it's completely untraceable and 28.5% of the human population is completely obsessed with it.

You forgot the PIN dummy. You cannot access the ledger without it

it has the pin too ok

As always. Fpbp

The gold. Easier to sell untraceablely. Easier to launder the cash into my real life.

so is walking past it. I returned 2 wallets this year

But what if owner is nigger and says I had 200$ and its gone, I just dont touch shit I dont own
Ignore like I haven never seen it