I'm furniture shopping for the first time in my life and what the fuck bros

I'm furniture shopping for the first time in my life and what the fuck bros

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What kind of material is that? Looks either soft as a lamb or rough like an old pilled up polyester bed sheet

Buy second hand and clean it moran. Tell everyone else that they are new of c. Even your wife.

Build your own furniture. they threw out Pallet wood like its nothing over here

you should be like me and buy your furniture from ULINE and WebRestaurant

cheap and durable

>Pallet wood
Enjoy your cancer

lamb yeah

You VILL buy the overpriced fluffy egg

Most furniture stores will have significant sales throughout the year. I bought a $700+ sofa for $300 for example.

I mean the reality is it's just being marked down to normal price, but that's just the way things work.

Boucle, it’s great but expensive

>wait until nearby furniture store has yearly/monthly liquidation sale
>go in and try a bunch of models
>find one marked off at some bullshit number that you like
>buy it
>drive it home

>drive it home
Literally how? It's unpowered and doesn't have any wheels

literally just an $80 sheep that got a haircut and they sell it for thousands
now you know why farmers determine the stability of nations. if farmers get fucked everything shuts down

Buy used off Craigslist/gumtree.

People will sell it for next to nothing if moving out.

Lol @ buying 'new' anything.

George Carlin, is that you? That's not Richard Pryor, is it?

Based DIY pallet chad. Fuck consoomers

Or does it?

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based

>Step 1: Buy an upholstery steam cleaner.

>Step 2: Buy a couch from a second-hand store or even get one for free from facebook marketplace/Craigslist.

>Step 3: Clean the couch.

There, saved you $800 at least.

Consider buying 2nd hand, there are some stores who sell high end furniture like Eames and stuff which actually looks good, and u safe like 50% from the price of a new

Either rent a U-haul for a day for a pittance, rent a truck for a day for like $99, or borrow one from a friend.

I swear people just want to be helpless when it comes to easy problems like this.