Can't hold cash because inflation

>can't hold cash because inflation
>can't hold stocks because crashing
>can't hold crypto because crashing
>can't hold gold because manipulated
>can't hold assets because interest rates crashing market
>can't short due scamwicks

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you're gonna hold that spatula and be happy

At least you've got those digits

Just go all in on a stablecoin and then go all in on crypto once BTC bottoms out somewhere under 20k.

well at least you own land...............................................................................you DO own land haha r-right user?

just hold onto your dick, motherfucker

atleast you've got those digits

>he’s not holding cash

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There is no exit.

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Can't even do that since property companies and banks bought up the best development locations with their PPP loans and are using the inflated prices/rent to pay them back. Just hardcore jewing all around

I've got something for you to hold

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I feel you OP, why does it have to be like this?

Well, what the fuck do we do? im just staying all in on cash, that's 400k€ on fucking bank accounts.

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Time to develop a valuable skill and use it to make money! Haha, just kidding, this is 4channel after all. Nobody here is of any value whatsoever.

You can hold shorts of those things bozo

Why are you like this?

I'm about to put 9 acres on the market, the prices in the area I own are still out of control and I'd rather have the fiat unironically to pay off my mortgage and be debt free going into this recession. Want as little overhead as possible.

Sides status: Gone

I'm taking out some hefty student loans and starting law school in August. Hopefully that will put me in a position to get a high paying job, and in 3 years inflation will have eaten away at my debt somewhat because I can demand a higher wage than I'd be able to get if I was graduating right now.

as usual fpbp

Throw it all into GME. Everything else is crashing, might as well bet on clown world being more absurd than you thought possible

Buy land.

the two valuable skills are STEM and trades
either you're so smart you can dedicate 4 years of your life to hard intellectual study or you spend all day around drug addict dickheads doing hard manual labour

it's a raw deal, i choose not to play

>mcdicks workers
>using spatulas

I’m holding my balls rn

>>can't hold gold because manipulated
If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that gold/silver as well as precious metals miners decoupled from DXY on Friday.

A valid subject... where is the best place to hold assets in times of crashing.

publicly traded stocks are good for a lot of it. Because your ownership is in shares and not dollars; the value will probably match inflation to a certain extent. But in a real crash (at least in the short term), a share is just a piece of paper.

Cash is always good, even in inflation (though not AS good). The reason is that when the fire sales start; you're buying power will be about 4X of what it was even before the bubble. In 2009, for example, I could have bought a 1 acre piece of commercial land for $15,000; which sold a few years later (when things calmed down) for $150k.

Best way to stay ahead of everyone else...
> minimize debt
> minimize expenses
> save if you can, spend less if you can
> make a wish list of stuff you want to buy, and the price you're willing to pay (aim low)
> wait.

Either way, sitting with cash is almost always a better thing in bad times, even inflationary. The bubble bursts fast, and debt-wealth evaporates.

buy treasury bonds

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You are being naive about stocks. It is possible for stock prices to fall and never recover to their ATHs. In fact, most do. It is a reflection of market views of course, like everything else. The market likes new things for the past few decades.

>minimize debt
>in a time of inflation
no, that's when you should be taking out loans

only if you did it before rates start to climb, which it's too late to do now

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Gay

TLT is down 20 percent year to date.

Just so DIVO or JEPI instead

>buying an exchange-traded basket of govt securities
there is literally no reason to do this when TreasuryDirect exists