Recession proof jobs/industries/businesses?

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Basically anytime that is absolutely necessary for the functioning of society, the economy, and the state.

kneepads

ThisWe got a preview when roni came to visit. All those "essential" workers

I'm in healthcare finance IT in America. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty ok about still being able to get money from insurance companies and people. Feel like an asshole but layoffs just mean more people without insurance racking up huge bills. Not sure how our actual revenue/profits will be impacted by people not paying but there's more than enough money in it to keep me hired

What videogame is this? Can you join them in that room?

Diablo 2

Do you know who owns nothing, and are commanded to be happy?

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Plumbing

Is Diablo 2 a satanic game? My mom doesn't let me play those.

zogbot

*sigh*

NO, MOM.. In this game you KILL demons, not PRAISE them!

GOSH.. Mom! You're so STUPID!! I HATE YOU!

*Run to room and slam door*
*Push head into pillow, shout and then quietly sob*

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mafia 3

Those are women.

Being a criminal is recession proof

The angles are not biblically accurate.

*insert math jokes about angles*

My brother in law runs his own plumbing "company". He's the owner/operator and sole employee, but makes great money. Especially on emergency calls where he charges $150 an hour, minimum 2 hour call out. He use to advertise everywherr, but now only places selective adverts and passes out his business cards and fliers around the wealthy neighborhoods. He has 3 homes that he's basically the on call for anything plumbing related. He said they are easy to please. As long as you show up to their house ASAP and habe a good attitude, they'll pay whatever price you throw at them. My BIL is killing it the past 2 years. Only shitty thing was that he didnt want to come on the most recent family vacay because he didnt want to leave his customers hanging, with a potential of them finding someone else if they had an plumbing emergency.

Healthcare: between the aging boomers and rising number of fat bastards your market is set for at least the next 4-5 decades. I work as an RN for a healthcare agency, I get paid $115/hr for ICU shifts, but even as a general medicine RN you can make over $100/hr, for a 12 hr shift. There's also lots of opportunities to start your own business in sectors like home care where, again, your market is only going to grow

Ahh, so many memories.

medical, security, law enforcement, bureacracy, banking, trucking, warehousing, the major trades; electric/plumbing/AC, etc. basically think of a job that is needed.

>Rich and success
>Too retarded to hire another person to cover more ground and allow for holiday breaks

Law? honest to god, we are still very busy

Certain aspects of show business and our thing.

Are you serious? Law has a big reputation for massive unemployment/underemployment of law school graduates and crippling student loans

It's simple, I'll just pass the bar. Can't be that hard, pretty sure Ted Cruz is a lawyer.