Who ever could have predicted Celsius would fail

who ever could have predicted Celsius would fail

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they employed the finest eggless wall hitter roasties in web3 how could they possibly fuck up

they were supposed to use chainlink ccip... linkbros... not like this...

KEK

Stop being so bigoted, dude. Nothing wrong with a girl managing a few hundred millions of dollars.

They do like forced hodl kek

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genuine question. Is it really failing or are people just cherry picking? I notice people talk shit about 'x' coin in bear markets and think it's a fundamental issue when it's really just the fact that it's in a bear market

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Serves fucking coomers right. Lesson here is never hire a woman for any position of importance. Give them the retard jobs as filler.

She's an ex porn star whore. Not just "some girl". Her value is already 0.

Honestly any company that hires a woman to do anything besides filing paperwork or data input of some kind is dumb. Unless its an old fat dorky looking girl then she can do payroll.

when most alts are down 90-95% but your shitcoin is down 99.5% then it is failing, hard

I got out just in time, too bad I went all in on eth

this is good for us cro-magnons

are most of you just retarded?

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the porn video, coercion, etc. are irrelevant
the trouble is she fell for the GDP scam which means she is gullible and a moron
putting someone like that in any position of responsibility is a display of gross incompetence

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cel is being destroyed for rugging tera
ha ha ha ha ha

which chart is that nigger

Blessed webm

who cares about this girl doing porn. plenty of rich roasties. however, who the fuck hires a marketing assistant - pretty much a meaningless lowest-possible-level role (gotta be like... 30-40K a year) - and then promotes them in 2 years to head of institutional lending? A role that at a large firm would likely make millions and is extremely senior level. Wtf. She literally sucked somoene's dick

what chart do you think, nigger

I'd love to nut in her pussy though

hahahaha he didnt listen to the women and won, based sexist

which pair nigger

Is she Lebanese or a lebanese jew? because i think I saw her in Israel on her instagram. this was years ago so I might have remembered incorrectly. would explain how she got the job so easily

usdt

Yes it is failing, you have to be insane to keep your funds there unless they are locked in.
They sent a cease and desist to upper echelon gamers
youtube.com/watch?v=NQQVAugAlME
They stopped reporting Celsius by the numbers on their Celsius twitter account since 13 may
twitter.com/hashtag/CelsiusByTheNumbers?src=hashtag_click&f=live
Their outflows are double those of their inflows if you look at CryptoYOLO's tweets.

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I don't even use Celsius but I'm assuming they're just trolling. These companies are gonna be bigger than most national banks once the total crypto market cap goes 10x+