/smg/ stock market general

stinky poopy no links weekend edition

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Whenever I eat more carbs than usual my farts smell funky.

Best. Economy. Ever.

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My stocks are not moving. Something is wrong.

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RUN!

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>markets halted indefinitely
it's over...

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Its. Over.

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Did someone forget a decimal? Did they explain what kind of measurement system they're using here?

This is the poopiest /smg/ thread ever (and that's a good thing).

so 124% are in denial

>he spends his saturday on /smg/

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You're missing the joke, user-kun

Yes.

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What is the worst stock in your portfolio?

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Is WAGMI¿

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sigabros

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>portfolio
wtf is this, an art school? lolmao

I keep it around to remind myself I'm an idiot and should try harder

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>what kind of measurement system they're using here?
user... do you get the memo if I say the measurement system is inflation?

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PLUG, it will turn around someday...hopefully...maybe

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Coinbase.

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left kill
middle fuck
right marry

also I don't have any stock atm. Only commodity etfs.