Being single is so fucking expensive

>Pay twice as much for rent/mortgage
>Pay more for food because you can't buy in bulk, have to cook just for yourself every time
>Get raped in taxes
You're wasting THOUSANDS a month by being single

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OP doesn't know how expensive it is to feed other people

Getting some male roommates is easier than getting a girlfriend

I spent 10k euro on my gf since November. Being single is way cheaper.

Never understood how people complain about food.

I swear people splash 10k on some retarded shit then complain about porridge and pasta with tomato sauce is too expensive

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Bro as a single guy I lived in a closet and spent nothing. Being married with kids is financial obliteration, they never stop needing new *things*

Both of these. Either room with your friends like most people or take advantage of the fact that it's just you and get a small space.

>>Pay twice as much for rent/mortgage
I just live in my room with my parents, free of charge.
>>Pay more for food because you can't buy in bulk
What? Why couldn't you buy food in bulk as a single man? Are you retarded?
>have to cook just for yourself every time
And? I cook large batches and just reheat, it's extremely efficient.
>>Get raped in taxes
How?
>You're wasting THOUSANDS a month by being single
lmao I barely spend anything

Look up your laws on domestic disputes and realize that there does not exist any price that could even out the game theory on cohabitation. Get male roommates.

kek if you actually think women want to go 50/50 with you

Okay, let's take it easy, Moshe. I know you're being paid to shill this here, but you must remember the audience you are speaking to. Everyone here is perfectly aware of the fact that being single is by far the cheapest way to live. I suggest you find another topic to fud around.
>but it costs twice as much to feed yourself
This assumes the woman would pay half (a big IF), while also ignoring that with a woman the number of mouths to feed doubles. Sure, if you are single you pay 100% of the food costs, butvyoure also only feeding one mouth. Your bill doesn't get cut in half because the number mouths to feed doubles. Tell your Rabbi his math is off.

>own your assets in full
>Have full say in all expenses
>buy a freezer
I can literally live off like 9k a year and I own a house and car in full.

women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostelic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all

when you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (aposthelic baphomet) preffered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?

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>you cum inside and the cum never comes out
I never had sex but in my JAVs it just leaks out again

It's easier to buy in bulk while single. Women go through toilet paper 15x faster than alone. Food price 3-4x's because they eat tons of processed shit and get bitchy(ier) if they can't eat at least three times a day and quality declines because boohoo I'm tired of steak four nights a week. Cleaning costs will 3 or 4x as well. Women are very stupid and spill things, leave cabinets and drawers ajar, track ridiculous amounts of dirt into the house, smear this weird unidentifiable shit all over the bathroom mirror and counters, and clog the drains with hair. Yes drains, sink and bathtub. Don't know how they do it.
It's nice to have sex whenever you want it and it beats being alone but it comes at a very steep price.

>when you have sex
Joke is on them, I’m a kissless virgin and coom into a sock or a tissue and I only fap to 2D loli.
Satanic Roastie Demons will never get my unvaxxed cum.

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>get gf
>pay whole rent
>buy food in bulk but pay all of it
>government removes tax benefits

Gay marriage is the best option. Get to split costs, and don't have some f*male money pit threatening to call in bug daddy government to fuck you over on her whim.

>Pay more for food because you can't buy in bulk, have to cook just for yourself every time
This is not true, I have enough canned and dried food to last me for a month.

this but unironically