city should I move to once I make it
>LA
>Miami
>NYC
>Hawaii
>Aspen
?
Which
you dont make it and move to a city
>City
why not just hang yourself?
Lake Como
Rhodes
Dubai
Stay out of California. We have too many ppl
why go somewhere that'll siphon you dry and make you poor again?
That's plan b.
>LA
Fun to visit, would have annoying politics
>Miami
90 degrees in December, and you have to speak spanish
>NYC
Fun to visit, politics and crime are high tho unless you're in a good section which will be expensive
>Hawaii
Expensive, but if you can foot it, could be a good choice. Will have to put up with mad tourists all the time
>Aspen
Kek, Colorado Springs is the secret place in Colorado that is nice af
Idk user, I'm in the same boat. I really like Louisana because the people are nice and the crawfish/food are top tier. Unfortunately, north of the gulf and there are straight up rednecks but New Orlands is full of.. undesirables.
Hanging is actually very painful. Best to get shot or use helium
Aspen sounds exciting!
you dont need spanish to live in miami
Youd get mogged 24/7 in Miami and LA by richer, more charismatic males with more clout.
Not a good option.
Aspen if any of those, and even then just get yourself something in the mountains with supplies to last years.
or you stop being fat and get in shape like most people do when they move to the beach.
I'm going to throw out Nashville. Just visited a few months ago. I am not exaggerating when I say the entire city is filled with 10/10 twenty-somethings. Seriously, I don't know how the fuck there's so many hot girls. I went to a premier SEC school and it reminds me of that. The best part is there's not a ton of money out there so it's easy to flex
Nashville is where girls from NYC/Philly/Chicago/DC go for their bachlorette parties. Most of the girls are taken or only want a quick secrete fuck. There are literally male stripper buses that ride around the city for this purpose, not even lying.
Those all suck.
Nashville ftw
you should unirconally base your decision on astrocartography
Never heard of that
miami because 0% income tax. unless you cashed out and no income then oahu because clean air and paradise
I’m moving to SEA because I don’t even have to have made it to live there
After working at a bank for 8 years the stock options I maxed out pay enough dividends for me to live in Vietnam year round without working
I leave in 2 months. Wish me luck frens. I will suckle coconuts and fresh sea food in your honour