/smg/ stock market general

What in the actual fuck is wrong with AMD? Has there ever been a shittier, more retardedly-behaved stock?
>takes a massive 2.5% shit when nasdaq takes a 0.5% shit
>then takes a 0.7% shit when the nasdaq takes a 0.8% shit
>then recovers 0.5% while nasdaq recovers 0.2%
>THEN CRABS DOWN 0.5% FOR 30 FUCKING MINUTES WHILE NASDAQ MOONS 0.5%
Name me one other fucking tech stock that flipflops between positive and negative correlation with the nasdaq. What an unbelievable piece of garbage, just fucking delete AMD, the entire company is worth less than dick cheese.

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its seasonal bro, come back around earnings and see where its at

When?

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How much risk should i take into CPI tomorow? I want to be all cash. Should i inverse myself?

Shall I hold UVIX through CPI release?

What the fuck is the point?

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Someone explain me the SIGA case, I do not understand

a conservative portfolio of 50% $PEE and 50% $POO

You'd better not have calls OR puts.

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You should be all cash until Q1 2023

Just take the natgas pill
Don't fight it user

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checked

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I have loads of gold so I don’t care about wiemer inflation

We will end the day as flat as Gwen.

>he ignored the signs

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quads of death

Is 30+ years enough to invest in the emerging markets? Or will they still be shitholes?

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>OP
Captcha = DARKO. What did they mean by this?

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These markets you're considering, what is their median skin color?

Weird ratio, because I don't always poo when I pee, but always pee when I poo.

What signs? I didn't see any sign

Even kek is laughing at me

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emerging markets is anything from nigeria to taiwan unfortunately

I think Elon Musk is some avatar of a long forgotten god of Grift.
>"$30K model soon!" for literal years
>Elon takes a fat shit on the idea in Q3 2021 and it is dropped forever
>"Our battery technology is state of the art and everyone will be buying from US"
>is now just buying batteries from BYD
>"The Boring Tunnels will get move you in 12 person pods that travel at 175 mph"
>becomes just single lane subways for Teslas with drivers
There is no grift too minor or petty for the man.
All assets right now are either long vol or short vol. Cash is long vol so hedge with something degenerate like short dated QQQ calls.

>a-user I'm sorry, I did something bad. I looked at your portfolio. I know you told me not to, but I saw how many shares of SIGA you're holding and I got instantly aroused. Please take me.

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>quats
Bullish.

broad emerging markets instruments? you will get rekt
selected sectors in selected countries only

Exactly. So you'll get a range of outcomes.

SHIT AND PISS FIVE HUNDRED EVERYBODY!!!!! LOOK AT IT GO!!!!!!!!

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>All assets right now are either long vol or short vol.
Always have been

I got about 80 grand on TSLA put options that expire tomorrow. When we break $700 and open at $696.90 I'll make enough to get a pack of smokes or something.