I swear to fucking god it's impossible to catch a female eevee...

>"'Bi"'
explain please - I'd fuck both to be perfectly honest, but cannot imagine myself get butt-noosed by the meaty yarnball, unless I would've been a girl - I hate how not only they can get away with such degeneracy but also profit from it

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Probably another lame attempt at "balancing", same as with starters.

>Not wanting to get fit and wrestle in the lockerroom with his eeveelutions

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once again, men prove that they’re the ones who actually want to fuck dogs and are plain projecting

>that glaceon
All of them do
this

Not only is that complete heresy, but PLA doesn't have abilities remember?

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃNAL SEX WITH DOGS SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

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Fat butt

I want to mate with an intelligent fictional creature.
You want to mate with a pitbull.
We are not the same.

>implying
Do I really need to provide the numbers of total dogfucking vids splity by gender from LuxureTV?
JK go find another sicko to do this

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Fuck, I must have sent gallons of sperm down the drain to this pic/set...

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Why is this still up? When I do it I get banned

I'd slap back

Yep, it truly is a pain to find female eevees and eeveelutions

Only female jolteon exist.

>disliking the elusive black missile
NGMI

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nvm just got one in a time distortion, finally I can enjoy the game

Eevees have stopped spawning at that spot right beside the first camp in the game and I've not gotten a single female, it's over

can you not BREED pokemon in this game?

play the game until you unlock time distortion zones, they appear frequently in those

Thanks for reminding me to go to the gym today.

Eevee sex ratio should be 50% male 50% female

99% male
1% f*male

You just gotta search harder. I managed to get two female Eevees from distortions.

Eevee sex ratio should be 100%

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I don't understand, why does the eevee you have in the game need to be female? You can just look at female Glaceon in porn anyway, its not like the one in the game is going to bend you over and knot you

When he puts down his switch and jacks off to the dog farting on him, he wants to make sure he isn't gay of course.

>Neve's inspiration to make smut
I still cant believe that fuckers is barely 21 - I want to die with his every upload ever since I learned of it last year. . .

these fucking distortions take fucking eons to spawn holy shit

Jesus fucking christ.
I really am never going to make it

Female eevee are not that hard to get from the first area of the game
The only hard part is finding a decent nature for them

>Neve
who

Spoken like a true cuck.

You never seen *THAT* Glacia ssbu stage he made?
I am jelly of zoomies who DGaF and simply do degenerate shit that they like, and I only pretend to hate him because he's one of those chucklefucks who put dog dicks on Luxray (same deal with Utopianvee, but at least he's 22 since November now - did I ever mention how its the only reason why I hate Twitter?), as if I should have any rights to complain. . .

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It's like a 1 in 9 chance of being female. Just keep trying.

>I really am never going to make it…
Why do you say so dear user?

I still don't know what you're talking about
>ssbu stage
So he's some person who makes lewd smash bros stages? What?

discord.gg/vmtg4c72

Where do you find alpha eevees, I NEED to take a glaceon’s Icy Wind

Here, mate.
youtu.be/EC6-wXW6qX4

>obvious tourist is obvious
twitter.com/plattynsfw/status/1168663607933947904
why are you doing this to me?

quad quads

Why are you so obsessed over dicks on fictional magical creatures? For all you know they might not even reproduce in the conventional way.

I think that I might have a fetish of a wierdest sort - I dont really give a toss about this god-forsaken franchise ever since 2005, besides the pkmn lewds TBQH, but learning about how the Porkyman phrase was invented to force Paheal to stop being the top search result @ Google and other search engines - and the knowledge of inevitable endless surge of ruined childhoods stemming from it, resulting with permament influx of PKMN smut to ruin minds of dumb horny teens with is somehow one of the only few things that still make me happy, besides random normie tears of anger malding over my degenerate interests, I guess that's what happens when you fail to kill yourself after getting told by certified proffessionals that you will never join the fun youself and should never bothered ever trying to begin with…
My hand hurts just from typing out all of this, its never been this bad since yet - I hate myself because of how its limiting me to not do anything besides making cringey shitpostis. . .

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when are you getting into my dm's again? i miss you :(

I would have never known what this was had you not shown me

That's pathetic

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>Felino
…I have no idea, I gave up on contacing tech support two weeks ago - might as well use a burner e-mail and use the SIMcard of my modem as the verification phone instead, I told you my place is a shithole
>Hey look I am doing my thing again - where I keep spamming things I am bothered by amid my retarded ramblings
I am so jelly that I should already be able to shapeshift into other people by now (try to guess the refference if you're bored of life just like I am right now)

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He is so good it disgusts me.
I hate zoomies because they have it so easy.
I would take lives of whole nations to get a chance to ever be competent like this

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>Eeveefags are schizos
imagine my shock

>depression equals schizophrenia
Dear user…
get better material

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