/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bo-Bros what the fuck is going on?!?!?!

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I sold my LABD yesterday but missed my window to sell SOXS and reposition. Why is this gay market going back up. Living in the eternal crab.

>straight up without stopping

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How come WEAT doesn’t go up more steadily? Is the whole supposed bull run gonna just be cancelled if peace breaks out in the Ukraine?

No, I'm pretty sure the fastest one who reaches the finish line first wins races.

they still tricked me into it

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i just hope you're having fun anons
>cheers

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Here's my take on SPX near future.

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Yellen queefed which is bullish for tech stocks so we pump. If however, she had farted that's bearish for tech stocks so we'd dump.
Try to keep up bro.

What did Yellen say that was particularly bullish? I stepped out for a few minutes and everything popped, what happened?

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SIGA CHADS UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

Niggers my USO call made me 6$ so far, wallahi wagmi

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Problem with bobo is that you make a lot of money fast because things crash way faster normally, but you incorrectly think the crash will continue forever. Even in the worst bear the market it going up or flat 70% of the time

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Im pretty sure youre bitching put of jellyness xom was a very good stock pick

link to her speech?

Famine canceled. Turns out only poor people can't afford food and they never mattered

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oooooooooOOOOOOO SPY

lemme know when you scoop puts

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I'm watching it on here youtube.com/watch?v=hhVh3r54NZA

dont ever reply to me again I love jews

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lmao this market is about as manipulated as that of shitcoin

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Do not redeem bastard bitch

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What options do I buy high risk high reward

I don't goomble options. I goomble leveraged ETFs.

And I would scoop leveraged short ETFs around 4150-4140 level and hold them to 4075 if 4116 support is broken.

my short spreads on bonds are still way in the money. wont be able to close them today like i hoped to though.
this could be the exit pump before we test the lows again since we are in the worst six months now

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Part of it is that it's a >futures ETF (so underperforms straight up continuous contracts, as well as having a mix of different months), part of it is that Russia's not aggressively stoking worldwide famine (Odessa is still intact), and part of it is that there are lots of other crops that can sub in to pick up the slack.

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hope you are buying puts

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I'm only up 40% on my UCO. I got in late but got in just in time :D

Is MULN on Its way back?

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wtf… my tqqq stop loss got triggered at the lowest point of that opening wick
literal scam market

Thank you, user

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cute goldendoodle

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SPY 380 August puts

Ultimately, I think it will rest on the willingness or the involved parties to fight.

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>how's our little wolf of wall street doing?
>did you make any money sweetie?

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SHE'S GONNA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP. /NQ CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER

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You don't have to be fast, you just have to be first. Try to get rich quick, go broke.

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kek when will you retards realize that stop losses literally exist to scam you retards like that

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Oh I'm not jealous, I just compulsively correct boomers who stay unleveraged or obsess over divvies or hold bonds. Shit like that.

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Welp I guess it's gone now but maybe it will come back

thanks for playing

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I had told yall

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Yes, yes I did, wives.

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this whore can solve any famine with her huge udders

thats a man

also, gap filled.

Yea, meanwhile I'm waiting here
youtube.com/watch?v=SWkT7SSLHBU

I think the redeeming stopped today

High amount of doubt unless it pumps past $1.7 with volume

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By that logic the slide down was also on no volume retard.

I asked that faggoty AI what the best tasting beer was, and it gave me dark coloured beer.
Immediately disregarded as retarded AI, gathering retard data.

When is the next fed meeting?

Your brain never remembers the time stoploss saved you. This is normal.

ass cancer

>SIGA

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lol nah nigga, you shorted the bottom lmao

And?

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nah if I had just set it lower it would’ve been fine

My amazon calls made me -400 dulla so far!!

Sir, they can't contain the fag virus in UK. Sir , please do more needful and buy. Dont forget toilet paper my friend

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U gotta set stop losses in ur mind, homie. Just imagine the price, don't even type it out.

this doesn't look like an efficient work uniform desu

you volume posters are my favorite ones to laugh at

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IM GONNA FOMO INTO TQQQ AFTER A FULL 1% PUMP SCARED MONEY DONT MAKE MONEY