I’m going to jail for 2 years soon. What’s the best thing to invest ~26k into?
I’m going to jail for 2 years soon. What’s the best thing to invest ~26k into?
Hudson Moore
Nicholas Kelly
Fantom. Good luck
Bentley Gray
gang protection
Ian Reed
What'd you do
Eli Brown
Tax evasion?
Eli Myers
BTC
Nathaniel Cooper
MADE FOR BTC (BIG TRADER COCK)
Jeremiah Ramirez
OP here changed IPs. i bought into a token that was forbidden to buy for americans. they had a disclamier on the website but i still bought it on a decentralized exchange and then they caught me when i moved the funds to an exchange where had KYC
Josiah Butler
I beat a pedophile to the point of having permanent brain damage
Jonathan Thompson
Henry Robinson
Based, make sure to cancel all your subscriptions and bills
Blake Watson
flee, you don't deserve jail for that
Luis Mitchell
Why are you only doing 2 years you piece of shit?
Levi Brown
absolutely worth it
Nolan Fisher
In that case, Fantom
Justin Anderson
all in polkadot
Austin Gomez
Why and how did you get caught fuck
Jaxson Myers
Imagine beating someone so hard that you end up having brain damage
Gavin Gomez
I been 8 years in prison and I didnt invest in anything while I was in, you probably can imagine how much I regret that as I actually knew about Bitcoin at the time.
got lucky with other shitcoins eventually.
John Bell
> Go to jail for 2 years
> Buy crypto
> It was a 4 year bear market
Carter Green
50% BTC - safest; it will still exist in 2 years
25% ETH - will probably still exist in 2 years, and if so will give higher returns than BTC
25% into smaller projects - I'd invest in LINK (likely to still be around) and AVAX (50/50, but if it's around it will be worth a lot)
If this 26k is the sum of all your finances, I'd put only put half in crypto and the other half in safe'ish stocks - google, apple (both safe), tesla (sorta safe, probably good return), maybe even a bit of gamestop just for fun
You're making a good move. I spent 2 years inside too and watching the markets from federal prison will really be something you look forward to. It helps give you purpose, and the shit stocks/coins you buy will be a fun gamble, but don't put in too much
Gavin Martin
LINK.
Joshua Diaz
link
Jose Howard
Based on absolutely no research - LINK, Quant, maybe a little in Rose (don't forget to stake) and a few hundred into some random bullshit with the smallest market cap you can find.
Michael Anderson
>pedophile
How DARE a man be attracted to teenage girls, it makes me so fucking mad...
Juan Myers
Either eth or btc. Good and safe as far as crypto goes and you'll have some kind of return when you get out.
Dylan Morris
Based
Ian Lee
Wait, how did you get brain damage OP?
I'm confused.