I'm not touching my penis today

I'm not touching my penis today

Attached: 1624317862392.jpg (656x679, 30.74K)

Can I join you fren? I will also not touch my penis today in solidarity.

I'm at 1 day and 19 hours, peasant.

I was touching my penis when I saw your thread so I can't join you but I'm cheering for you brothers

>touching blackbeard
I'm straight and all my women have no hair on their body

have fun with prostate cancer redditor

You are a nigger

You're a fucking gook slant eyes

The fuck did the gook do lmao it’s a white man behind that keyboard

why not?

Attached: 1648570853050.png (803x950, 408.4K)

How te fuck are you gonna pee? Sitting down? You going to let your dribble soak your underwear? What about washing it you disgusting mutt?

>He doesn't know about the no-touch boxer flop and shake
You must be 18 to post here

ngmi

You cant DO that!

Attached: Q2syd3JiaUk2UCtIMndzRnRrdVFOc1k5c3hJN2l4SmQzUW9KTG4zNzMyRE1WTndEVEtlVmtnZXVxVGhRbXJlZw-d.jpg (1600x2400, 351.74K)

If you are sexually aroused by these kinds of pictures unironically rope

Attached: a1sd21ad.png (679x782, 486.37K)

i had sex with my wife yesterday, and then last night i jacked it to japanese cuck porn. i wont be touching my penis today except to piss

>nsfw post gets deleted
>blatantly off-topic thread remains
Bang up job m*ds

diapers

I like how you think people care about your sexual standards. Must be a woman.

>You must be 18 to post here
How disgusting is your toilet user? Have you ever cleaned anything in your life?

Keep shooting rope to women dressed like clowns you fucking loser hahahaha
>He can't aim the stream with no hands
Just get a sippy cup already and do your homework

I will, thank you. Keep being butt flustered over people more attractive than you.

>tfw broke a 3 week no porn streak and fapped 4 times today last time being to tranny porn

Attached: D3972AA3-1848-492D-9174-E4F9D3BE9773.jpg (200x200, 9.62K)

>tranny porn
try meeting a tranny in reality and you will never jackoff to that type of stuff ever again, believe me

fapping gives post nut clarity and makes you a better trader.
drain your balls and making money will be the easiest thing in the world. jews dont want you to know this so they shill you nofap.

Attached: 1622830558105.jpg (1498x1750, 312.46K)

this

Whatever you say bud, maybe spend a few hours not jacking off to clowns on the web and instead go have a real life experience for once.