/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm green
Same as I have been most days this year
Guess the sector I'm heavily invested in

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Yes but I stopped complaining after the 2008 bailouts.

IGNORING THIS NOW WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST REGRET LATER

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no its perfectly normal and healthy
if we run out of money the government will just print more
what do you mean the federal reserve isnt part of the government? nevermind that look at what disney is doing!!

Nobody is forced to participate in the stock market. Retarded people can easily be humble and realistic and choose to stay out. Among those who participate, the stock market is a mechanism for transferring resources from dumb people to stupid people, who will use the resources better. As such, the stock market is an absolute good in the world.

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Capitalism has always been about irresponsible consooming. It's a great system if you aren't one of the irresponsible ones.

not soxl that's for sure!

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>people

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You're a fellow oilchud I presume

obviously im the kind of average idiot that wall street fleeces everyday so i need to seriously inverse every impulse i have.

>forgotten edition edition
spooky and positively bearish

>from dumb people to stupid people
Kek, I meant from dumb people to smart people. But you know what, either way.

>people

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Could it be energy?

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I definitely try my hardest to blame Jews for all of my problems.

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CPI Monday

surprise!

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marge is calling

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That's what they want you to think, but they see themselves as superior to goyim in every conceivable way. In many ways they're not wrong, goys act like dumb cattle 99% of the time.

>((federal reserve)) fucked up again
When are we going to finally end this shit?

That image is an hour old user

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energy?

My portfolio is flatter than my 2D girlfriend's chest.

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ALL IN SIGA

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God having a lil giggle.

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When Weimar takes full control and mothers and daughters collaboratively become prostitutes (on the streets, not on Onlyfans).

you got it

Imagine investing in not-even-full-conductors with 3x leverage

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AAAAAAAA

Sneed you all on the other side

awful, lost 3% today and wont be able to trade until monday or tuesday. thinking ill go into oil after this and just hold for a while.

Guys.... I think I'm MELTING.......butter?
For my crabs?

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((They)) do realize this will end badly right?

knowing my luck it wont be for another 20 years as soon as my dick stops working and viagra will cost more than a house

there were no egg noodles at the grocery store. the war needs to END NOW

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shorting GUSH via puts here, seems like the boat is loaded to the it only goes up boat, oil obv going way higher but i wanna flip these for some nice premium

I have become enlightened

I truly understand it now, that bears are in fact the most morally right. They are the market for what it truly is: a lie, a charade that everyone pretends is reality. It's all smoke and mirrors and while bulls are living in complete ignorance of this fact bears simply know that eventually the music will stop. They are using their portfolio in the most morally responsible way: If they lose, then times are good and in such society must also be doing good, in which good times follow. But of they win, then they have at least secured safe passage for their family into a very troubled future.

At last I truly see, what it is to be a bear. I don't like it, but I accept it.

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Didn't you hear? Grade school kids are prostituting now.

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pls shill me some energy tickers

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OIL

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Bottom signal

Soon user...soon

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*blocks your path
ready for negative oil prices again? HAHAHAHA

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So, this is the power of the m*ltup very interesting.

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Munkeypux is not spread by LGBTQIA2+ people

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extremely bullish for 10¢ blowjobs

Hope you have some mercury dimes

Yes I'm ready. Bring back the lockdowns. It cost me almost $70 to fill up my Ford fusion. Send the cubicle cucks back home.

Thats fucking disgusting. Please don't post those here.

Kek, you’ve got it backwards, now I’m a bear user, but the way I see it is the market either GOES UP, or the market TURNS OFF.

It is and will be for some time, but not forever.

uh, sorry user, Brandon is hitting those companies with a windfall tax and they are being outlawed

Is SXC a good buy

You still have a ways to go sweaty.

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Then why are they being targeted for a vax roll out?

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wait until it goes up further more, then wait a little more. then, and only then, can you think about buying in.

Kek

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Oil

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fuck it goin all in monkey bros

Dump or pump into close?

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Don't worry bro, the oil windfall tax will 100% bring the price down

CPI MONDAY