/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
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brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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ah, just delete

JANNIES

STOP REDEEM MY BASTARDS

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SIRS
DO THE BLOODY NEEDFUL
REDEEM THE BASTARDS!!!

LAUREL

Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Should I post my my gf's tits again?

small caps...

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Once again oil has to teach the rest of the market what it means to be green.

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Greg can suck my penis

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>mfw I run into another investor irl
youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0

WHO IS REDEEMING THE SILVER

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Oh shit I now remember Titmouse.

How do I stop consooming nicotine?

Also, buy tobacco stocks.

>They didn't buy spy puts at 416
Why didn't you listen?

I didnt buy SQQQ under 45 yesterday because I was too busy posting and lost track of time

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oh mumu

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Nobody cares about monkeypoz.

I’ll believe that if you believe holding my weekly puts through yesterday was pure skill

I will strangle any roastie that tells me to put a mask back on.

Biden mumbling
youtube.com/watch?v=nXx9wGmqtxI

>Gaypox

Just don't be gay, simple as.

will AMD just fucking die already so I can get a re entry

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GUSH is messing around

Don't come into close physical contact with someone infected, and don't fuck them in their butt. It's that simple.

with inflation flying high, interest rates getting pushed up as fast as possible, commodities at record levels, potential famine due to food/fertilizer shortages (more of a 2023 concern) why the hell would you hold any stocks right now that are not low debt and provide steady, reliable cash flow? if everything does come crashing down, inflation will get crushed by the recession leading to a deflationary environment where cash will be king. very hard to not at the last maintain a 50% cash position going into the next two quarters and then the bloodbath that will be 2023.

>AMD is the best performing SemiComp stock right now.
What fucking timeline am I in?

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That's how covid worked too.

DAS RITE

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oh boy what a nice bobo day

Bidenchads.. we're back BIG!

get off this general then retard

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It's not airborne so a mask would help anyway. It's just going to affect fags. So unless you're gay, you'll be fine.

>*CHEVRON CEO SAYS MAY NEVER BE ANOTHER REFINERY BUILT IN U.S.

Who will GUSHers sell to? Meanwhile NRGU types are refining crude into gold.

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>overvalued just like NVDA
also why is her eye squinting like that

youtu.be/nXx9wGmqtxI

Did you hear that?! Fighting inflation is his top priority!

Biden is lying out of his ass right now kek

Why is the market down??
It was supposed to be green today!

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Mask didn't help with covid, vaccine didn't help with covid, and they still told you to wear a mask and get vaccinated. They will do the same shit again even if it doesn't make sense.

DAMN YOU PUTLER

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Nah, COVID was fully airborne and spread before/without the infected showing symptoms. This shit requires droplets, close contact, and symptoms.

Not saying it won't be a pandemic (especially with gays being gays) but it's a lot harder to justify any sort of lockdown bullshit.

Why do we even want to be rich?

How the fuck can he say this with a straight face? This is all bullshit and anyone with a brain can see it

WHO? WHO IS REDEEMING?

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>Biden: REEEEE ITS PUTINS INFLATION , EVIL PUTINNNNNNN

AMD SOXL BASTERDS WHY ARE U REDEEMING STOP

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*knock knock

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I got to quit my job and retire. That's worth at least one laugh every weekday when I remember wagies have to be in their cagies.

Wouldn't even be a problem if not for heckin' Putin!

surely all my ironic lum posting yesterday didn't cause this
haha

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It's obvious this faggot needs to be impeached but the dumb bitch behind him is even dumber

lmfao crude is up almost 50 cents since he started talking.

I am losing so much

>clean energy proposal
so he wants to raise gas prices again?

To beat the jew you must become as rich as the jew. Simple as

Your fake L*m posting didn't. The real L*m poster showed up. It's always the best indicator.

>Bobo posting intensifies

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If it was that simple it wouldn't be in 40 countries right now

or they can sell it to another country and insulin will be the new baby formula.

STOP THIS NOW COCKFUCKER BASTERD

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Hookers and cocaine, why else?
You, You know who, small group of...
*chair being thrown*
"No, no no, I can't believe this"

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(((they))) are suppressing SIGA

I just need enough money to have internets in the sticks outside of some random town in the middle of nowhere and daily mcdoubles without real work until I die
I don't even want to have sex

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DER JUDEN >:(

To escape the goyim class.

What's wrong mumu?

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Not interest in whatever you're selling, fuck off.

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Say thank you to your president, Joseph R. Biden.

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ironic or not she’s so cute I refuse to believe shes behind this dump

>after election
>lol fuck off republicans we dont need you now we have a majority
>now
>b-but why dont you want to embrace bi-partisanship

Stress tick from being a sex slave. Might been asking for help in Morse code. Idk

Hey frens, on the bright side only 5 more hours of this and then we get to kick back some beers and burgers on a Friday night huh

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> "Why do we want to be able to do whatever we want, whenever we want"
What are ya, a nincompoop?

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Good time to jump back into SIGA? Yes or no, bros? It's dumped 8%. I think chimp rash is a big nothingburger but that doesn't really matter.

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OILchads been wining since 1950s
Anything else, enjoy your bread lines lmao

Imagine all the untold things she had to do in the cult. I'm diamonds just imaginening

Fuck I'm getting heemed - shiiiiiitt, I THOUGHT YOU BASTARDS SAID THE BOTTOM WAS IN. I'M UNDERWATER BLOODY BITCH BASTERD.

Gonna be bagholding these positions for life.

Biden is such a nigger

SIGA to high $8s before doubling again?

And I sold my puts before buden started talking... damnit

It's really amazing how much Biden has fucked things up in 2 years guy is easily the worst prez in history

i wouldnt recommend siga at all but if you must then buy back around 8.50

I genuinely believe gas is going to hit $20 a gallon on the west coast. Summer has just started. I'm not even memeing, $20 a gallon seems realistic.

It's because they only won a majority by playing state politics and putting in weak Dems like Manchin and Senima just to try and eek out a majority, when in reality those weak Dems can't afford to piss off their states. Dems are in an unenviable position where everytime Biden speaks it pisses off the states that have weak Dems, causing them to either go against Biden or to stifle any push

>worse than expected economic news yesterday
>market pumps
>better than expected economic news today
>market dumps
pic related, a picture of the average investor

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Cray..!

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Nothing will happen. Republicans will just filibuster the bill or get it sent back to committee until midterms, then dems lose seats and they decide not to bring it to a vote because they know it will lose. Fedbois waited to long to pull off their glow ops if they were actually going to get gun control passed instead of just trying to save a few dem seats in the midterms.
Long gun companies.

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I'm getting my next vestments of Amazon stock in a few weeks. I normally sell to cover, but I'm thinking of not selling any this time around. Should I sell them all for the impending destruction of the economy or hold on to them for the inevitable recovery?

people already aren't going to be going on summer road trips. Seasonality of oil prices is not going to play out this year

ah i have a similar tic where i squint/twitch my right eye uncontrollably so i assumed so. thank u!

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Yes but if you're illegal or earning under $50k a year, you'll have a $10/gallon subsidy.

why does \es em gee\ never sell the rallies

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pretty sure i was the one bobo posters were calling "the real lumposter" though
good times

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That's your president, chud.

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Every minute biden talks crude goes up by 5 cents

SPY IS GOING TO ZERO 0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I got in and out last week for a small profit. My gut's telling me to quit while I'm ahead.

The first amendment is also not in the bible, or the 13th

It's all just fucking insane jewish algorithms dick fighting with each other, that's what makes it even worse. Retail doesn't move the market. I just don't get why the Tiny Hat Tribe wants to kangaroo around like this when they have total control over the market. Can we just have steady +1 - 2% days instead of +7% days that correct -5% the next day??

Biden straight up saying we have to defend Israel, fuck I hate this kiked government

legitimately what could be an actual reasoning to defend isreal?

i took profit on oil last week

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>openings are still at record fucking highs while the labor market is tighter than my girls pussy
Pic related, (you)

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whats the circuit breaker level for nasdaq in a day

because the US government is owned by kikes

It's already almost $10 a gallon on the west coast and there is absolutely no help coming. That fucking brainlet idiot granholm went from saying "gas prices are on a temporary rise, we won't go above $4" to "the sky is the limit we are just getting started with high gas prices". They have absolutely no grip on this thing, and their genius strategy is to tax oil companies, which will just make gas even more expensive. $20 a gallon. You heard it here first.

Ok biden quit talking, buy spy calls