Remote work

What are the laziest, do-nothing, remote work positions?

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please. i work in a warehouse and i want to kms

Codemonkey, e-celeb, twitch streamer, glowie, CEO, hedge fund manager.

None besides cs but that's only for smart people

>Codemonkey
Actual work
>Eceleb
Can't be hired without influence
>Twitch streamer
Requires actual work
>CEO
Requires actual work
>Hedge fund manager
Requires actual experience
>Glowie
Tbh I'd happily get paid to shit up pol

the only real glowie I’ve seen has been on Any Forums during the Wikileaks dead mans switch thing

>that codenigger who thinks he's smart because he can solve (memorize solution patterns) 103 IQ leetcode mediums

Government of Canada

Come on now, I know you got better than that

Banking documentation. Thank me later

Finally, a good fucking post. What do you do?

Look for the largest enterprise company possible in a low-key position. Or, learn COBOL. You'll be doing 1 day of work a week, WFH. Most important thing is to have a skill that nobody else has. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH!

"Hey anons, what are the laziest wfh positions"
>Look for the largest enterprise company possible in a low-key position
That's a whole lot of words to say abolutely nothing

I make >100k WFH and I can't solve most leetcode easy problems
algos don't matter outside of interviews
and interviews don't matter if you aren't some loner sperg with no networking skills
get good lmao

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They are all over Any Forums posting "omg americans stop with the guns!"

>asks for help
>criticizes help
Fuck you. You are probably the kind of person that blamed his teachers for his own failure. I hope you perish in the worst wagecage Amazon-esque, soul-sucking environment. There is no chance for redemption for you, so just get in the cage. I downloaded this pic to share with everyone what the rest of your life looks like. You will forever be a nigger.

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Just because you give an answer doesn't mean it's valid, nor does it mean I have to accept it, nor does it mean you're actually helping.
>Didn't read anything past the first 2 lines

Shut the fuck up, nigger.

Go gamble your only $2 into a shitcoin and get liquidated immediately, like the dumbass monkey retard you are.

I attached another pic; it's (You).

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>Redditspacing
Didn't read, lol

You need to lurk inside more.
The longer you avoid sunlight, the more photosensitive you become. Eventually you will be able to detect even the faintest of glows.

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